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A divorce?!

•Lucius pov•

I was walking in a muggle mall with harry.

"Oh my gooodd, that blouse is so cutee!" Harry ran into the store.

Now you may ask 'why are you in a muggle mall with harry potter?

Well harry is the boyfriend of my son, draco, and through out the years, i have grown quite fond of him. He's my gay bff.

It all started when draco made that groupchat 'Slytherin whores 😌💅🏽✨🐍' with him, harry, narcissa, Bellatrix, blaise, pansy and me.

Something good did came out of it, friendship. (omg who am i? My little pony?)

"LUCY! This pink fit's your eyes so well." Harry squeals. Oh right, we are in a mall.

"Are you sure harry?" I eye the blouse suspiciously as i felt the fabric.

Harry gasped. "Your nail polish is flacking, let me do them again when we get home." He more demanded than asked.

"Talking about home, i think cissy just texted me."

I grab my phone from my pocket and open narssica's text

My wife✨

My wife✨
Lucius, we need to divorce.

//-//

I was bouncing my knee up and down as i waited for narssica to come in the bedroom.

Why does she want a divorce?
Doesn't she love me anymore?
Am i not good enough?

I couldn't ponder about it any longer as narssica walked into the room and sat down next to me on the bed.

I looked into her brown coloured eyes. "Why?" I asked so softly that I'm doubting if she even heard me.

She let out a soft laugh. "Lucius" she began "you are gay."

My eyes widened in shock, i knew that i was bi but gay? No, never.

"I'm not gay!" I said sternly.

She grabbed my hand and laughed even louder. "Oh Lucius, you are very gay."

"I am not! I like p-pussy and b-boobies!"

"So when i do this" she leaned forward, showing more of her breasts "you get turned on?"

In all honesty, i felt a bit disgusted.

"Y-yes" i lied.

"Alse when i do this?" She grabbed little lucy. (A/N: aaayyyyy little lucy back at it againnn)

Before i even could answer, she began to laugh and retracted her hand. (wich i was very grateful for)

"Oh my god -hahaha- i think that i felt it go even softer." she kept on giggeling. "Oh you are soooo gay Lucius." She laughed and walked out of the room.

I'm not gay right? No, it can't be, right?

Just because i have a dildo collection and there is a one everywhere for emergencies doesn't mean that i like it up the ass right?

Okay i made narssica use a strap-on but it was just once, i promise! She didn't wanna to do it anymore so i went over to dildo's.

And just because i get hard when i see a man with abs for days doesn't mea- Oh my god, I'm gay!

//-//

"And you are sure that you want to do this?" I said as i signed the divorce papers hesitatingly.

"A 100% Lucius." She signed the papers, smiled and grabbed her phone.

Slytherin whores😌💅🏽✨🐍

Cissy✨
I'M A FREE BITCH!!!!!

Bella bitch
YAAASSSSS QUEEN YOU FINALLY GOT RID OFF HIM!!!

Me
I'm still here yk

Bella
I said what i said

He gets fucked by my son
Good for you cissy!!!

He gets fucked by my son
But uhm

He gets fucked by my son
Lucyyyyyyyyy

Me
Yes harry?

He gets fucked by my son
Do you have a new love interest?

Me
No

*Lucius went offline*

He gets fucked by my son

He gets fucked by my son
U ok lucy?

Me
I'm fine

//-//

Actually, i was far from fine.

I sat on my bed, head hung low.

I'm all alone again.

//-//

Sooo that is chapter one!

U have better read the chapter calles important bc it's important

I'm watching just so yk👀

But uhm just a thank you to my friends
I couldn't write this crack headed crazy ass story without y'all🖤

Another warning:
This story will probably will have some (alot) of gay stereotypes, so be prepared

This story is super crack soooooooooo😂

Aight peace

~TheOneWithoutAnSoul