Tyler's

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Tyler,
Merry Christmas! First Christmas for all of us together, huh?
I still have no idea where to send your gift. So I'm sending it on Kevin's mail, Blake's pm and your pm. You'll get it in one way or another. And I hope you like it because it is very hard for virtual friends to decide what to gift each other. But the good thing is, I started on it as soon as I knew we were going to be parts of the same pizza. If you know what I mean...

I think I just scared Tumba or something but everyone wants you to go for chemo. You'll be the miracle, no? Everyone misses you a lot and we all want you to come back soon.

So basically my gift has two parts. The main one is coming straight to you and the other is going to be here. I remember a lot of things and will probably keep on babbling so I've decided to have 16 parts in the first in honour of Blue and 17 in the next for your birthday.

So here we go! I'm going to remind you about some of the most goofiest things you've done.

1. You taught me some Spanish and only remember 'Namaste' and 'mein tumse pyaar karta hoon' in Hindi. I love when you say the latter... And whenever I ranted in Hindi, you always thought I was abusing you. I never was :P

2. You used to send me and chichi the same messages most of the time and we still love you, idiot -.-

3. When I told you that you're a gadha, you went and called Chichi that xD You're the gadha instead!

4. I remember how hard you tried to make me say 'I love you' to you for the first time. You tried in Hindi, Spanish and whatnot. Now, you don't have to try at all. Also, I know you felt special when I told you I don't say that to anyone. Not even my family... And I still don't. To all the others, its just 'ily'. To you, well, you know how I like it whole. I love you.

5. You, little minx, argued with me over 'te amo' being French. I don't know Spanish, but I still won, doofus xD

6. I've stopped taking my electronics inside the bathroom now, thanks to you :P But I still miss that.

7. It was funny when I asked you what your name meant and you gave me a huge para on how Camerons' are awesome, amazing and whatnot. And how I called you a typical Cameron. But then we found out how it is an "Irish word meaning crooked nose" and I loved teasing you over that ;)

8. You always tell me "Remember, no violence" whenever I talk about slapping someone or whatever, just because we both don't like it. But then you be a hypocrite and talk about kicking someone's ass or letting Mascot attack someone else. Crazy nutter, you are!

9. I loved when I had gone out of town and you had spammed me JB XD that's how this "baby" business got started. Also how you made me spam your bro about 1D.

10. You never agreed with me whenever I said I wasn't good enough and all that. You used to quote little things and I miss that like hell!

11. You tried to boss me around by saying you're the better cook and all and I surrender now. Because I can't cook at all :P

12. You didn't listen to me during that Bridget episode and I'm still miffed. I told you to walk, no? But you're forgiven. Also for calling Tumba "baby" by accident -.-

13. How you were so excited after talking to Kylie and when Sammy came over. And how you always butt dial everyone, especially me, whenever you're excited.

14. You thought you were hurting me and tried to leave me. It's like, I don't know, the fourth time now? Idiot -___-
You promised never to and you never will.

15. How angry you become cuz of CHB and whenever I never believed you that you love me. Now I do... Also it was funny how you said I was only yours and not even Shawn's. You screamed like a little kiddo, literally, until I gave in. I'm glad I did :P

16. The first thing I ever said to you was "Thanks for the follow :)" and you replied "No problem love". And I thought you were a girl with the picture of your favourite actor's body as your pp. Sowwy! I also remember how our first discussion was about how the fan girls wanted to hug you and all and you felt weird when they said that. Hehehe!
Date: 13th November, 2014.

17. How you, a first class doofus, though that you could fool me with your Dean lie. You might've fooled others, but I already knew that it was not possible. I think I know you better than that huh? Cameron Adam Tylers would never act so desperate and would never like a girl so soon and be so sure. But I played along so that no one else called me stupid for not believing you. And I spammed you on purpose btw. About the wedding and babies and all to see if you would crack. You ended up deactivating -.- also you thought you could fool us with the "broken bones" account. Pretending to be Adam which is your middle name, keeping such a username when your bones were broken, following your bro first and then me and then Chichi and saying you followed random people. Anyone could guess it was you. But everyone was confused too when you acted rude. So I thought it was better to go along with whatever you said and make you think that I believe it wasn't you. And when you slipped, I wanted to catch you red handed. And you did too. Many times.
We know you doofus. We know how you are and what you'll do. Your bro and I literally started investigating like CIA, FBI shit...

So yeah, I would talk more but you probably have to read other's things too. Merry Christmas once again and wish Claire, Blake, Susan, McD, Sammy, Brittany and everyone from my side.
I spoke to Blakey about a lot of things yesterday and honestly, he has some very illegal ideas about relieving stress. Bonk him on the head for me cuz he's still underage too.
I prefer your and my way of using music instead :P
And also, please ask Mrs. Tylers for my permission. It will be the best gift ever for me! Please please please! Instead of convincing her for no chemo, try this. It has more chance of being agreed to!
Btw D says thanks and sorry. Also get well soon and that you are in her prayers.

I love you baby and miss you so much. But I know it's all going to be fine in the end. Your my little doofus and always will be.

"Te quiero, por siempre y para siempre.
Je t'aime, pour toujours.
Mein tumse pyaar karti hoon aur hamesha karoongi."
They all mean basically the same thing nutter so don't go crazy trying to figure them out.
I love you baby, forever and always.
Yours,
Gayatri ❤️