𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐤 ; donquixote doflamingo

𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚜

Would you say you were an egotist?
No. Not at all. But as you stared at yourself in the local dressing room's mirror you could not help but admire the way your newly picked out outfit framed you. With a form fitting black tube top, black and white striped baggy shorts, black boots, and of course, your small yet signature raven skull necklace, you just could not help admire yourself.

"Damn.." You muttered, constantly turning yourself around in the mirror,

"..My ass be looking fine as fuck. I'd hit this in a heart beat."

Listen, if you didn't have to wear such revealing and short clothing, you would ditch them in a heartbeat. You personally preferred sporting some type of shirt with cargo pants but unfortunately due to your devil fruit powers, you could not wear any clothing that cover you up. Had to be ready for combat at any moment after all, and you were not planning on ruining any of the other clothing you spent your precious beli on.

After admiring yourself just a bit longer you walked out of the dressing room with the newly acquired outfit on, paid and proceeded to leave.

Glancing around the beautiful naturalistic island known as Sabaody Archipelago you stared in awe once more. You've been doing this for quite a bit, actually. Although it was beautiful on the outside, you knew just as well as any pirate about what goes on at this island. The slave auctions.

Grimacing at the thought of the slave auction you pushed that thought aside and continued your mindless wonder.

"I wonder what I should do here for the time being.." You spoke to yourself, playing around with your nails.

That was a habit. Not the fiddling with your nails, but the talking to yourself. Being out at sea for the majority part was pretty lonesome, especially because you did not plan on joining any crew or starting up your own crew in general. You really just crashed with traveling pirates-you really only did that with your friends and newly found acquaintances though- and then you were on your merry way afterwards.

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Hearing many rapid footsteps behind you, you turned around to come face to face with a bunch of smirking pirates holding sword and guns the like.

Raising a brow at the group making their way towards you, you just stared at them with a calm look on your face, not threatened in the slightest.

"C'mon men, if we all take her on we can definitely take her down!"

"She's just one woman, we got this!"

"I bet she would sell for a bunch at the slave auction, I want to personally handle her before we give her up though!.."

Scowling immediately at the last comment your ears picked up you glared as the group of men stopped and surrounded you.

"Listen, you're surrounded and nobody here is going to help you! Come with us willingly and we'll be sure to treat you nicely before we auction you up for a nice price." The man grinned hinting at something more sexual.

Lol fuck no. Nasty ass men, only thinking with their tiny dinky nowadays, god damn can we get loyal men respecting women nowadays. Let's just say, you had no tolerance for those types of men. Y'know you honestly had nothing against men. Just kidding, men are trash.

Bringing your mind back to the present your piercing glare shot at the man who had hinted at such a thing.

"It's been quite a while since I've used my powers and I'm sort of itching to at least use them a little bit.." you once again muttered to yourself, still glaring at the man.

Deciding you would use your devil fruit powers, a smirk slowly made it's way onto your face.

"We'll see." Is all you said before you shouted out,

"Bone manipulation: Radius strike!"

Tons of sharp, large and thick bones sprouted out from your arms and palms, your skin protruding out around the bones a bit to keep them in place.

Immediate recognizing just who they were attempting to kidnap and place into the auction, fear now replaced their smug grins. They trembled while you just laughed at their horrified faces.

"B-boss, thats 'Osteo (y/n)', she has a bounty of 380,000,000! We can't take her on ourselves! N-no way am I dying today, I got a life to live!"

The boss, also known as the one who has "threatened" you earlier, glared at his lackey, bringing his gun up and shooting him down.

"You're pathetic, better off dead if you ask me. Being scared of a woman nonetheless!"

Ignoring the mans obviously offensive comment, you crouched down to get a boost. Lunging at the nearest male as they all snapped out of their horrified states and attempted to attack you. Reaching some random guy you brought your arms up and slashed him down without any trouble.

Immediately dodging the onslaught of bullets and swords-with the occasional graze of a bullet or sword- by expanding your bones for more width, you continued to slash anybody who came even near you, coating your bones in others blood.

After the bodies laid there in a messy pile and retracting your bones, you only just then noticed all of the frightened faces of civilians.

"Aw shit. Sorry guys! Didn't mean to frighten you all, heh.." You sheepishly rubbed your neck with your palm giving a small grin.

People all around you screamed, only realizing way to late that somebody had called the marines on you.

Pouting slightly that your short visit was over and the marines were once again after you, you headed back to your respected grove where your little boat was awaiting your return.

"Ah.. Guess I could go to Dressrosa. Haven't seen Dellinger in a while. I miss my son."

And with that, you head off into the New World, on your jolly way to see your son! And of course your stinky rat of a friend, Doflamingo.

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UGH THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC AND I AM HERE FOR YOU TO FEED DOFFY CONTENT!! Also there will definitely be inconsistent updates cuz I don't know how I'm even doing this plot, straight up just making stuff up along the way👀

I've been thinking about fic writing for such a long time but I honestly had no clue how I was to go about it lmao. I still don't but I'm trying. Anyway I this is just gonna be a somewhat obnoxious story and not serious at all lolol oops

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