Um..hey peeps so before you sink into this chapter just wanna say that it's gonna be pret..ty crazy.
Enjoy!
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'This is illegal. I mean I have tons of school assignments to start with and now tests?' I cry. Jeremy and I starts hitting our heads on our lockers repeatedly while exclaiming 'whyyyyyy?!!'
'Geez..don't be dumb.' Kara says. 'It's just a test not the end of the world!'
'Um... math is literally the end of the world.' I state the obvious then continue hitting my head on the lockers.
It's a brain exercise, don't look at me that way!!!
'Dammit! Now my head hurts.' I start massaging my forehead afterwards, I continue hitting my head again.
'You guys are crazy.' Kara rolls her eyes.
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We're having a sleepover at Jeremy's place so we decided to eat at a restaurant first. Kara and I that is, Jeremy's busy with her bf.
When we walk in, my eyes scans and admires the place just for me to see my 'boyfriend' with a brunette straddling him.
Great!!..he's cheating on me!! Guess what? I'm gonna go there and rip her hair off.
Just kidding, I really don't care.
I roll my eyes before finding a table to settle in.
'Um..isn't that your boyfriend? Tyson?'
'You mean that jerk over there? Yup...he's my boyfriend.' I scan the menu.
'You know he's cheating on you right?'
'Of course I know that.'
'And you're fine with that?'
'Yup.' I pop the 'p'
'You're a weirdo.'
'What do you expect me to do? Kill him?'
Hmmm...sounds like a plan...a good one.
'I knew you two weren't actually a thing!!!' Kara says.
'We are just soulmates that do not wanna be together but have to or else we're gonna have bad luck for the rest of our lives.'
What a great excuse you've gat there Valerie!! My stupid subconcious sarcastically states.
Oh shut up, it's not like you're better at making up excuses.
No, cause I'm you...duhh
'Whaaaaaaaaattttt?!!' Kara's eyes widens.
Look, it's the only excuse I've got....okay?
'You think I'm dumb?' She asks.
Apparently, you are. For actually believing that Tyson and I are a thing...I mean wtf?
'Okay finnneee...that excuse is lame I know. Truth is, Tyson and I are not actually dating...'
I feel like I just told all my friends this.
'Ahah! I knew it!' She raises a finger at me like she just caught me so I go with the flow by throwing my hands in the air.
The waiter finally brings the food we ordered.
'Do not tell anyone cause I know you wanna do it so badly.' She raises her hands in the air and puts her phone back on the table with a 'you caught me.' grin.
We dig in our food and I watch Tyson and the brunette taking selfies.
Ouch..
hehe..just kidding I'm not hurt.
Not even the slightest? My subconscious says. Can't she just keep her mouth shut already?
So may be I'm a li..ttle bit hurt. I mean he didn't stick to the plan and he's freaking cheating on me ! In front of me!!
'What are you doing?' I give Kara the suspicious eyes and she hides her phone fast.
Told you she's gonna tell everyone she knows.
'What are you doing?' She throws the question back at me.
Our eyes narrows at each other. Like in those cowboy movies when they're about to start a fight.
Hehe
Her phone starts buzzing and she winks at me before going to receive the call outside.
I roll my eyes and wear my headphones. Listening to 'perfect' by Ed sheeran.
Have I ever mentioned how obsessed I get whenever I have that thing on? It's like I'm in another world I'm so unaware of things happening around me right now.
I hear a loud screech and I take off my headphones only to find my ex at the same table that I'm in, looking at me.
What's he doing here?
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