Pray away the pride

What to do?

When school ended and Karen and Patton walked downtown were the pride parade was happing and Karen and Tricia stared posting their flyer while Ike and Firkle were talking in the behind them.

“What the hell are you doing?”Firkle asked lighting a cigarette

“I have my 100-day kiss list” Ike explained

“I’ve gathered a list of every bi, pan, gay, and sexually confused boy in school and make out with them” Ike continued causing Firkle to roll his eyes and started smoking

Firkle smoked a bit until Karen pulled the stick out of his mouth and stomped on it

“If you want to get cancer you get it as everyone else will, By placing our phones in front of our faces,” Karen told him and walked back to Patton and pasted more flyers on the wall. Firkle rolled his eyes and help Karen pasted more flyers on the wall

“Okay Jake while Karen and Patton do...whatever they’re doing let’s get you inside someone’s pants,” Kenny said winking and shooting him finger guns making Jake laugh

“Okay so seriously we can find some hot gay guys who are helping with the parade,” Kenny told them as they walk away from the littler kids

“Thanks, Kenny your a real help, but how do you know that the people working here will be open to having sex? Jake asked confused 

“I found out one very hot and very confusing parade month when I was 14” Jake quickly explained as they walked farther down the sidewalk

As some time past by Kare and Patton have covered practically every wall with their flyers while Ike and Firkle talk more about Ike’s plan to kiss as many boys as possible.

“Wow Patton I think we cover all the main places downtown, This will definitely catch people attention” Karen smiled happily hugging Patton as a thank you for helping her out

“Yeah this was real fun, I can wait for the parade” Patton cheered happily

“Yeah, we can watch the parade on youtube, Someone is definitely going to record the event” Karen suggested while placing the extra flyer in her red wagon 

“Nah I hate those youtube videos we can just go” Patton suggested making Ike, Firkle, and Karen look at her weird

“What?”Patton asked confused

“Um...Patton, we can’t go to the pride parade” Firkle told her awkwardly

“What why?”Patton asked hurt

“It’s nothing personal were just too young to go” Ike added

“Too young but...Karen is only 12 and she so smart and she can make flyers about sex stuff and you and Ike is gonna kiss a bunch of boys and Firkle is like really smart and mature” Patton insisted

“You think I’m smart and mature?”Firkle blushed

“Why can we go?’Patton asked really hurt

“It’s not a big deal when we’re older we can go but for now we can watch from home” Karen comfort her

“Well I guess that’s okay, We have to be 18 right?”Karen asked them

Ike, Firkle, and Karen looked at each other awkwardly again

“What?”Patton asked again

“Actually  we could go when were like 16” Ike told her

“What! That’s not fair!” Patton told them annoyed

“We know, But that doesn’t mean we can’t do other stuff,” Patton told her disappointed friend

“Yeah your right Karen” Patton smiled as placed her leftover flyer in the wagon

“Kenny! Jake! Were ready to go!”Karen called out for them

“Well be right their hun,” Kenny told her sister

“Come on dude we talked to like 10 guys and 6 of them gave you their numbers and you’re not interested in any of them?”Kenny asked annoyed

“Look their hot but none of them does it for me...I can’t explain it” Jake told him as they walk back to their sisters

As they walked back to their cars they saw a group of protesters shouting and holding signs with hateful words and slurs on them.

“Who are they?”Patton asked Karen while pointing to the protesting people trying to ban the pride parade from happening

“Just ignore then dear,” Karen told her as they all got into the car

“Let’s go, dude,” Kenny told Jake as Kenny got into the car

“Wait do you know that guy?”Jake asked pointing to the cute blonde boy who was awkwardly hiding behind the crowed biting his nails

“Huh? I’ve never met him” Kenny shrugged

“Well he’s a cutie” Jake smiled at him

“He’s at an anti-gay rally” Kenny reminded him annoyed

“Trust me he’s gay,” Jake told him

“Very in the closet, has unsupportive parents, probably grew up thinking gay people are evil and it’s a sin...but still gay” Jake added on as they watched the awkward blonde boy bite his nails again

“I don’t dude being in the closet must mean he has some deep-seated hatred for himself and other gay people, You guys having sex could make him really really clingy” Kenny warned him

“You do realize you just word for word describe my type” Jake smirked at him

“You’re kinda fucked up...but we’re all into some fucked up shit, Okay let’s go get his number” Kenny winked 

“Well be right back guys, This will only take one quick minute” Kenny told them as they walked int the crowd of protesters