Pray away the pride

The power of teconlogy

“Look your my friend and everything but if dad ends up fucking my mom I’m kicking your ass” Kenny warned him as they walked to Kenny’s room

“Please my dad hasn’t gotten laid since Patton was born” Jake shrugged scrolling through his phone

“Hey that cute blonde boy texted me” Jake smiled as his phone should a notification with a messenger logo

“Oh that was quick, A guy who doesn’t play games it was a keeper” Kenny joked and walked behind him to see the text message

“Okay he said, I have some free time before heading to pride to protest so we can hang out” Jake read out loud

“Hang out? Hang out and do what?”Jake asked Kenny confused

“Hang out, means like do whatever, He probably wants you to pick what you guys do” Kenny shrugs

“Okay so..what should I say?” Jake asked nervously

“Okay type, That sounds cool, Why don’t we head to that new donut place downtown, I haven’t been there and I would if you were the first person I went with,” Kenny said aloud while Jake typed everything he was saying

“Okay I sent it” Jake smiled

“Oh hey he messaged me back already” Jake smiled and opened his messenger

“He said that’s cool and sent me a heart and a smiley face,” Jake said confused

“Oh he’s into emojis,” Kenny said rolling his eyes

“I think it’s cute” Jake shrugs

“Yeah it’s super cute until you tell them your pet rat died and they send you like 48 crying emojis for the next 7 days” Kenny explained rolled his again

“Okay, so I guess I’ll send an eggplant, and like this water stuff” Jake shrugged

“Dude no, no!”Kenny shouted

“Why?”Jake asked confused

“Because that means something very different then what you think it means,” Kenny told him

The phone rang again saying that they were getting another notification, Jake opened the phone to see Bradley left him another message.

“Oh,” Jake said plainly

“What?” Kenny asked

“He said “LoL your too cute and I can’t wait to see you” Jake read aloud

“Oh cool, He thinks your stupidity is funny very attractive” Kenny nodded as Jake send an okay back to Bradley

“Cool we have a date” Jake smiled happily

“Great, Now we should pick out your outfit” Kenny insisted

“What wrong with what I’m wearing now?’ Jake asked confused

“You look like a farmer’s slutty son” Kenny bluntly said

“I’m a farmer’s slutty son” Jake rolled his eyes annoyed

“Yeah but you should wait for the 3rd date to tell him that” Kenny chuckled while punching his arm

While Kenny and Jake were talking about Jake’s date Patton and Karen were back in Patton’s room and they were sitting on Patton’s bed.

“Um...Patton, do you typically let chicken and ducks on your bed?” Karen asked as the chicken sat next to her

“Yeah they like to cuddle” Patton giggled

“Now I wanted to tell you about what I did” Patton smiled excitedly

“Okay, Tell me” Karen smiled and jumped off her bed

“Okay so remember when you said we couldn’t go to pride month because we were too young?” Patton reminds her

“Yeah” Karen nodded

“Well I decided to take your advice and googled some pride month stuff” Patton explained

“Oh well that’s good” Karen smiled and nodded

“But when I watched them they looked so fun and decided to keep watching and watching and realized I have to go so I decided to make my opinion heard” Patton smiled again and giggled a bunch

“What?” Karen asked confused

“I made a YouTube video say that just because I’m young I should still go to pride month” Patton jumped up and down excited

“You did what?” Karen asked in shock

“And I already have like 900 views” Patton shouted again

“Oh God Patton” Karen muttered nervously

“What?” Patton asked

“Did you read your comments?’ Karen asked worriedly

“No I disable the comments,” Patton told her

“You did?”Karen asked

“That’s even worst!”Karen panicked

“Why?” Patton asked worriedly

“Because people can be mean...like really really mean” Karen explained to her

“But everyone like my video, See like I have 10,000 thumbs up” Patton pointed out

“Patton I understand what your doing but this video could cause a lot of problems in the long run,” Karen told her

“Oh’Patton sighed sadly

“Don’t worry maybe if we ignore it’ll go away?” Karen told her friends as she shut the computer and they walked out of the trailer to go back to Karen’s trailers not realizing how much of a difference Patton's video did when it was posted online.