Pray away the pride

Gossiping

Jake walked into Tweek & Bros to meet Bradley for their second date.

While he was waiting  for Bradley Butters was watching from behind the counter.

"Aw Geez Tweek this isn't right"Butters's annoyed while Tweek was making coffee

"What? Calling your friend to saying you want to help out only two stand awkwardly next to them spying on some hot guy?"Tweek asked with a snarky hitch in his voice while making a mocha

"No, Jake and Bradley"Butters explained ignoring Tweek's annoyed tone

"Oh"Tweek sighed while making another coffee

"Bradley is a suicidal, deep in the closet, and he had issues trying to deal with his sexual and accept himself"Butters ranted

"Huh"Tweek growled

"And Kenny is a jerk, Can you believe he said I begged him to be my boyfriend"Butters ranted again

"Oh you poor soul"Tweek rolled his eyes and gave the customers in line their order

"Oh look Bradley's here"Butters told him

"Oh wow great"Tweek sighed while making an ice coffee

"No fucking way"Butters gasped shocked

"What?"Tweek asked as he added whipped cream to an cup full of water

"Jake just kissed Bradley"Butters said shocked

"Oh wow that's awful, should I call the police or are you?"Tweek asked rolling his eyes

"You don't understand, Jake kissed him while touching his butt, That means he plans on sex after this"Butters explained worried

"Oh wow! Two consenting,age appropriate, and singles adults having sex? Should we alert the church?"Tweek muttered annoyed while passing out coffee cakes

"But Bradley isn't ready for sex" Butters whined ignoring Tweek's obvious dislike

"Jake just wants someone to get his dick wet and Bradley gonna want someone who will love him for the very flawed and deeply missed up person he is"Butters whined again looking at them

"Okay now Bradley is Laughing at something Jake said"Butters reported

"Maybe he said a joke, Like you told me a joke that you came all the way here to help me take orders knowing that this is the busiest week for the coffee shop"Tweek growled while whipping the sweat off his forehead as he steamed milk

"Oh no their leaving"Butters gasped out

"Great now you can too"Tweek muttered out

"What should I do Tweek, I would usually talk to Kenny about this but I hate him"Butters asked panicked

"Butters you need to go"Tweek told him

"You mean I need to talk to Kenny and we should work this out?"Butters asked

"No I mean get out and leave...and don't come back"Tweek glared at him

"Your right I need to talk to Kenny and we need to sort this out"Butters said to himself

"Butters I could careless if you and Kenny die in a fire tomorrow"Tweek growled

"Your right Tweek love is like a fire it only goes out if you stop protecting it"Butters said proudly

"That's not at all what I said, Go away and fuck off"Tweek shouted at him

"Your right if we're gonna make up their probably gonna be fucking so I should bring condoms and an ice pack"Butters said

Tweek let go a loud grunt as Butters ran out of the store to talk to Kenny.

While he ran off he walked past Ike and Firkle who were sitting at a table drinking coffee and lemonade.

"Fuck turns out Jeffrey is asexual"Ike told Firkle rolling his eyes

"Oh that explains his obsession with turtles"Firkle shrugged

"Well you're a hundred peopleis down to 50 so gonna change the name"Firkle added drinking more coffee

"Nah, if I kiss every boy twice then they'll still be a hundred"Ike smiled

"Oh cool"Firkle moaned out rolling his eyes and drinking more coffee

"Yep, I'm just going to improvise my plan and make it a bit sexier"Ike winked at his goth friend

"You are definitely a heartbreaker"Firkle said in a monotone voice while drinking more of its coffee and watching Ike redo his list again