Pray away the pride

That's a horrible idea

Kenny and Butters were making out in Kenny's bedroom, Butters was underneath Kenny while Kenny kissed his cheeks making Butters giggle while holding Kenny close to him. While they were going at it the hear a knock on the door.

“Kevin go away” Kenny muttered out annoyed

“It’s Karen” Karen called out

“Oh okay dear come in” Kenny smiled as Butters rolled off of Kenny

Karen walked in and walked to his room and grabbed his computer

“Can I borrow your computer?”Karen asked

“Sure...but why?”Kenny asked confused

“Me and Patton are the face of a movement” Karen simply said and walked out of the room

“Aw Karen’s being an activist” Butters gushed

“Yeah she definitely has a big heart” Kenny smiled sweetly

“She definitely gets that from her big brother” Butters gushed and kissed his neck

“Nah...Kevin’s a dick” Kenny joked making Butters punch his arm playfully

“But no really, I actually do have something to tell you,” Kenny said and got up and Butters got up with him

“What?”Butters asked excitedly

“Okay so Jake told me he hasn’t had sex in 6 months” Kenny started

“Shit I don’t think you could go 6 days without sex” Butters laughed

“Right? Anyways so I got him a date” Kenny winked making Butters giggle and smiled

“That’s so sweet so who the cutie?” Butters asked

“I can’t really remember his name but he was blonde,” Kenny said

“Obviously” Butters shrugged

“He’s definitely in the closet and we met him at the anti pride protest” Kenny went on

“Oh…”Butters said shocked

“And he does this cute thing where he bites his fingers and that’s cute I guess” Kenny shrugs

“Bradley?”Butters asked shocked

“Oh yeah that was his name...wait do you know him?”Kenny asked confused

“Yeah, Me and Bradley met in pray away the gay camp when we were like 9,” Butters told him

“Oh cool...did you experiment while you were there?” Kenny asked getting closer to him

“No Kenny, He had a crush on me and when he realized that he tried to jump off a bridge” Butters growled

“Oh..well that seems like an overreaction” Kenny blinked surprised 

“No shit Kenny, You have to tell Jake that they can’t date each other” Butters told Kenny

“What? Why?” Kenny asked confused

“Because Bradley has so many problems and he doesn’t need a guy fucking him and never calling him again, He needs to work on his own issues,” Butters told him

“Oh, I’m sorry are you, Bradley’s fucking mother?” Kenny asked him annoyed

“Excused me?” Butters asked annoyed

“Look I get looking out for friends but Bradley is a grown man he can choose who he wants to date and who he doesn’t” Kenny explained

“Look Bradley hates that’s he gay, his family sent him to pray away camp, and despite his suicide attempt they still don’t want him to be happy!”Butters explains

“So? Bradley is his own man, Maybe, Jake will help him come out of his comfort zone” Kenny told him

“Or he’ll have sex with him and forget he existed next week” Butters growled

“Yeah..that could also happen” Kenny nodded

“Kenny what if Bradley can’t handle being in a strictly sexual relationship” Butters cried out

“So you could...you basically begged to be my boyfriend maybe Bradley will do the same to Jake” Kenny shrugged

“I begged for you?”Butters asked angrily

“While yeah” Kenny shrugged

“I didn’t fucking beg for you!”Butters growled 

“Sure  you didn’t,” Kenny said while rolling his eyes

“Kenny fuck you!”Butters swore while walking to the door

“Butters?”Kenny said

“Sorry Kenny I don’t really feel like begging today,” Butters told him as he walked out of his room

“Hey, Butters how are you?”Stewart asked Butters who was stomping out of the room

“Your son is an asshole” Butters simply answered

“Yeah sounds about right” Stewart shrugged

While Butters stomped out Carol walked out of their bedroom and went outside to see Rondal tending to his small garden.

“What are you doing?”Carol asked sweetly

“Oh Hey Carol, I got a job for the parade” Rondal smiled happily

“Oh that’s good” Carol smiled

“Yep...they want a lot of fruits and vegetables for the small food vendors” Rondal explained more

“Isn’t that a big order?”Carol asked worriedly

“Yeah, When I worked on the farm I could do 9 different orders in 2 days but I only have this small pach of dirt so it’s definitely difficultly,” Rondal said while picking tomatoes

“Oh,” Carol said

“Hey, what’s going on?” Stewart asked

“Nothing just talking” Carol answered as they both walked home

Later that night Carol walked downstairs to get some water, After drinking some water she walked out the door and saw Rondal trying to plant and grow other fruits and vegetables.

She frowns as she saw he very clearly tried and tried his hardest to stay awake she looked at her cup of water then looked around their trailer and noticed a lot of room and noticed a lot of dirt around her.

“Huh,” Carol said then walked back inside and opened her computer and googled how to grow vegetables and fruit quickly, She then clicked on an YouTube video and started watching it with a big smile.