( Zen's POV)
So I know what I did was bad, but Ash is a fucking cunt sometimes. Vic is too, but to be honest I just hate Ash so much that I stole her man just to upset her.
As you can tell, it worked. Vic was easy to suck into my trap of pure beauty and charm. I am a sexy, irresistible man though. You bet your gay ass (not my gay ass because I'm as straight as the pole Vic's mom works on) that I am the kid who shows up to parties with my guitar because I am actually extremely cool.
I overhear Em talking to Ash about her anti-meat lifestyle and how she won't eat a hamburger. She really needs to shut the fuck up about being a pescatarian literally no one cares at all, but it got me thinking. Meat? Cows. Do you know who is a fat cow? Serena. I fucking hate that fucking whore. I am gonna egg her house with Molly's eggy farts.
Now I have to smoke a blunt with my home-made apple bong. WAPUSH
Kaylee slaps the bong out of Zen's hand because she thinks it is a normal apple. Because she is a human, she is, unfortunately, hungry for more than just Abbi's pussy and tries to eat my fucking apple bong.
What an absolute fucking nonce. She even sucks at GTA. Anyways, now I have to deal with Ash and her farts that aren't eggy. What a sicko. I genuinely hate Ash. She's an Edna looking cunt who relies on Viccy Wiccy Buttcheeks to come and save the day.
If I ever meet her I am going to shove her face into my main black man's asshole, Chad Bradleyson. She deserves it. To be fair, Vic is a prick and if anything, my cock became more flaccid when he touched it, but Ash doesn't have to know shit. She won't suspect a thing because of the fat whore ass bitch named Serena.
Anyway, here is some black man porn. [CENSORED]
Meanwhile......
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Ash and Vic are fighting about the predicament.
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Brooklyn, Candy, and Billy are already going for their fourth round.
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Em is still slurping down a phat iced jasmine tea and a veggie burger
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Vince and Annie are subtly eye fucking through anime and their pure love of Monokuma.
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Kaylee and Abbi have teleported to Subway for Kaylee to eat fresh (no it's not the apple bong this time) * wink wonk*
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Ria is just awkwardly sitting there trying to make conversation with Big Ed but he is just ignoring her because he is a pedo who is blindly in love with Em.
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A/N----
Here is your disapproving chapter for today. In the Zen black porn section obviously we can't show it because Wattpad won't let us put porn into the story, but that's beside the point. <3
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Chick-LitSometimes in life, there are certain people. These people are assholes. AKA Vic Ahiswar. Hi, my name is Ash and I fucking hate Vic. Why may you ask? Well....
