Avengers Group Chat

Stephens mood

(bleepy bloopy is real life dupityy)

Stephen: KIDS GRAB YOUR SHIT; WE'RE LEAVING

Stephen: Harley, you take your starkpad I don't want you talking to me-

Peter: xDD

Stephen: OH HEY STEVE! Love what you did with the tulips

Tony: *in confusion*

Stephen: *whispers in Tonys ear* fuken bitch.

Tony: ah, there it is.

(At a basketball game)

Stephen: Go get em Peter, your mommy's little champ!

Tony: (ō-ō)

Wong:

Stephen: oh no, Wong, he sucks.

Tony: >:0 *sHmAcKs sTePheN*

Stephen: ow..

(Now at a supermarket)

Stephen: ♪shopping can be really fun, shopping is for everyone♪

Harley: bItch

Stephen: tf did you just say to me >:0

Stephen: *picks up ironman plushies* omg, these are adorable

Harley: no. These are *fLiPs OfF*

Stephen: *smacks finger* nO you shut up or you're going to your gRANDFATHERS.

Harley: ooww...>:[

Tony: *keeps peter close as he can*

Stephen: aND HES HORNY! >:(

Tony: oml sTEPHEN

Peter: *accidently drops an apple*

Stephen: OMG, yOU ARE maKIng A sCENE!

Stephen: *holds onto Harley's wrist while whispering* you are the cumshot I should've swallowed.

Tony: OH My---

Harley: dad, I'm scared-

Tony: *keeps peter and Harley close*

Stephen: mOVe outta my way! Im a mom making a difference!

Stephen: *talks into mircophone* Harley, come to the checkout dinners on the table.

Tony af: *slides on the counter*

Peter af: I thought it was lasagna night.

(Walks out the store)

Stephen: OH SHIT WHERES HARLEY? *Looks back*

Harley: *trying to crush his head with the automatic sliding doors*

Stephen: no guys, this is real this ti- HARLEY

Tony: sHIT.

(aT "hOme")

Stephen: alright, we're home.

Stephen: gRAB the bags.

Peter: I wanted candy.

Stephen: that's not how you talk to your mother

Tony: *throws up on Stephen*

Stephen: where did you get vodka?.

(In le kitchen)

Stephen: DINNERS GANNA BE READY IN 1 HOURR

Stephen: damn spagghetti

Stephen: it needs more aLsIaGo (whatever that is srry.)