Peter: oof i love this song slowed down *top* oof kendksjdnf
Shuri: im eating water🤡
Tony: *sexual scenes in head* iTs The SONG sLowEd!
Stephen: (0-0;)
Peter: e
Shuri: a
Shuri: t
Shuri: n
Shuri: u
Shuri: g
Shuri: g
Shuri: i
Shuri: e
Shuri: s
Peter: y
Peter: e
Peter: s
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huri: pERioDTtt
Tony: eh...what abt carol
Mj: wHo dAt?
Stephen: oR mE >:(
Shuri: mood
Shuri: or wanda
Peter: yall get it
Mj: wHo DeM?
Ned: i wOuLd alSo lIke To Know
Ned: :0! IS IT YHUR SUPERHERO FAMILY?
Peter: i- yes.
Shuri: uh huh
Tony: guess yhu could say that
Peter: YEYEYEYEYEYEYE
Stephen: n i c e
Peter: I ONLY CALL YOU HALF PAST FIVE THE ONLY TIME I'D BE BY YHUR SIDE
Shuri: I ONLY LOVE IT WHEN YHU TOUCH ME, NOT FEEL ME. WHEN IM FUCKED UP THATS A REEL ME YEAH!
Mj: i wanna do smth *Still mj* stephen: i only fuck him wen its half past five, the only time i'd ever call him M I N E
Stephen: nO-
Tony: ooFwHacKers
Shuri: wHAT DID I JUST WITNESS?
Peter: idk im just chilling on le sidelines sIpPiN T E A
Shuri: *yeets tea out of hand* dw i spilled it for you
Peter: yHU DIDNT SPILL IT YhU Y E E T E D IT DUMB DUMB
Shuri: NEXT TIME WHEN YOU CALL ME 'DUMB DUMB' SAY DUMB BITCH INSTEAD!
Shuri: mY wAy mY waY on Le hIgHwAy!
Peter: yes *yeets her off the highway*
Mj: wtf
Tony: indeed
Stephen: b a b y p i g e o n
Peter: qUaCk
Shuri: hEhE tater tots
Ned: yes
Peter: im A bANaNa
shuri: BANANA POWERR
Ned: yES
Shuri: hAhA bitch that twas a decoy on le highway *shmacks wif a trash can lid*
Peter: my spidey senses DumB bIaTcH *yeets trashcan lid off the highway*
Shuri: sHoWoFf..
shuri to may
Shuri: hey may
May: shuri? Whats up?
Shuri: what is peters spidey senser weakness
May: eeyyy...a banana
Shuri: banana?
May: ikr..
Shuri: oK..den bye!
May: bye!
Now its shuri to stephen.
Shuri: doctordad is peter with you?
Stephen: no, hes at mays
Shuri: oh ok, can you give me a lift?
Stephen: yeah, sure.
Shuri: taNks yOu
Stephen: np
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As shuri walked through the portal to Mays apartment, she got the banana out of her pocket and got it ready like how you hold a boomerang. Quietly, sneaked in the hallway towards his room door. When she got there, She peeked through the door to see if he was there. And he was..looking at himself in the mirror.
She quickly yeeted the banana at him and he got the biggest fright. "WHAT THE FUCK, SHURI?!" He yelled, "calm ya egg sack spidey." She replied.
P: "How tf did you get here?"
S: "doctordad."
P: "but hes my dad"
S: "Meh..why are you at mays?"
P: "spending time with her."
S: "awh ThaTs sOO sWeeT!!"
P: "shut up.."
S: "by the way, how come your spidey sense only detecs dangerous things but not BaNaNaS?"
