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Bleach

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Tony: peter, where's the bleach?

Peter: uH-...

Peter: the holy water?...

Tony: no the damn bleach.

Peter: oH!...why?

Tony: I need it

Peter: need it for what?..

Tony: just show me where the goddamn bleach is.

Peter: uhhh....I may have or may not have drank all of it...

Tony: PETER! where's the mints.

Peter: WAIT!! WHY DO YOU NEED IT FIRST??

Tony: ...

Peter: you saw dad shirtless again didn't you?

Tony: wAIT WHAT??

Peter: I guess that's a no...

Tony: nO ... I-

Peter: wAIITWAITWAIT LEMME GUESS!!

Tony: Ō------Ō....

Peter: WHICH ONE.
•you walked in on Steve n bucket
•oR you saw a couple make out in a n alleyway
•oR you saw dad wanking..

Tony: *speechless*

Tony: wHY TF WOULD STEPHEN BE MASTERBATING????

Peter: he either thought of you and got hard.

Tony: Ō-Ō

Stephen: did you call my name?

Peter: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Peter: d a d d y?

Tony: pETER SHUTTUP.

Peter: ಠ_ಠ

Tony: uhhhhmm...no..

Stephen: are you sure?

Tony: yepp, just go back to whatever you were doing..

Peter: ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵐᵃˢᵗᵉʳᵇᵃᵗⁱⁿᵍᵍ

Stephen: pardon?

Tony: nOTHING! Just go back to whatever you were doing..

Peter: ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵖˡᵃʸⁱⁿᵍ ʷⁱᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈⁱᶜᵏ

Tony: peter i swear to god--

Peter: aannyywayysss....why do you need da bleach?

Tony: because... ⁱ ˢᵃʷ ˢᵃᵐ ʷᵃⁿᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵇᵘᶜᵏʸˢ ᵈⁱᶜᵏ

Peter: WHAT??!?!?! BISHH HUHHHHHHHG??!?!?!????!!??

Peter: wElll that was unexpected--

Tony: yah

Peter: theres gallons of bleach in my closet. Take all of em if you want.

Tony: you still have that holy water on you?

Peter: uhhh...yeh *gives holy water*

Tony: nice thanks. AAAAAAAAAAAFNSJBBSKXJKSBSKDHSBDJISJ

Peter,: ō-ō

Hey chirrenn

baii chirrenn

oh btw stop eating fabric.

Ok bye x