Random Things To Do With Detroit: Become Human

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Ralph: Jerry, Jerry, I want you to fuck me Jerry! Fuck me!
The 3 Jerry's sitting across the room: *Looks at each other before running at Ralph*
Ralph: *Realises his mistake*

Gavin: *Blows Nines a kiss*
Nines: *Catches it then puts his hand over the blender and turns it on*

North: Don't you hate it when you're playing monopoly with your bf and he keeps cheating
Markus: *Making out with Simon beside her*

Kamski: Calling Hank daddy is gross
Connor: Stop kink shaming me!
Kamski: Kink shaming is my kink
Connor: *Pauses for a second*
Also Connor: *Screams*

North to Chloe: This is how I enter Jericho
Also North: SUP FUCKERS!
Markus: Why do you have my phone?
North: Fuck You that's why!

Amanda: Did you hang out with Hank last night?
Connor: Yes I did
Amanda: Oh, I love Hank
Connor: You hate hank..
Amanda: YEAH NO SHIT HONEY!!

Hank: *Pouring out sugary cereal*
Connor: Do you know what's in those? If you eat too much they'll probably kill you
Hank: Really?
Connor: Yeah r—
Hank: *Vigorously shakes box*

Amanda: So results are in and it shows that you are gay
Connor: Wait, you can tell that just from the results?
Amanda: No, I could tell as soon as you walked in the room

Gavin: How's it feel to be worst cop ever, huh?
Hank: Shutup your mother buys you megablocks instead of Legos
Gavin: You fucking take that back

North to Josh: Oh I just can't wait to beat yo ass!~ That's right bitch, I'm coming!~

Conan over the phone: Gavin, the fuck do you want now?
Gavin: *Mumbling*
Conan: What was that?
Gavin: My dick's stuck in a Pringles can
Conan: What flavour?
Gavin: Sour cream and onion

Connor: I'm close to cracking the case
Gavin: *Shoots Connor down in the archives*
Also Gavin: Move bitch get out the way!
Connor: *Coming back*
Also Connor: I'm still alive asshole!

North: I brought you frankincense
Markus: Thank you
"Deviant": And I brought you murr
Markus: Thank you
Connor: Murr-der
Markus: Connor, No..

Hank: I think I have depression
Gavin: Eh, Get over it
Hank: *Sarcastically* Oh wow, Your incredibly inspirational words have completely unfucked my state of mind

Connor: Did you get the thririum?
Hank: Ah, no, I'll get it next time
Connor: *Shutting down due to blood loss*
Also Connor: There's not going to be a next time..

Reverse!Au Hank: Detective, This is a crime scene..
Reverse!Au Connor: *Holding three cartons of ice cream* Does this look like the murder weapon?!
Also Reverse!Au Connor: Get off my dick.

Kara to Alice: *Sees a cow* The cow goes "moo"
*Sees a butterfly* The butterfly doesn't say anything
*Sees Connor* And the pig says "You have the right to remain silent"

Gavin: You wouldn't like me before I have my coffee
Hank: That's weird because I fucking hate you 24/7

Connor: Okay folks I'm getting reports that Gavin is still gay. Let's go to Gavin who's on the scene
Gavin: I'm not fucking gay
Everyone: Yes you are

*After Markus' speech* Simon: That was really good bro
Markus: Thanks bro
Simon: Should we kiss?
Markus: I mean it would be wrong if we didn't

Connor mostly aimed at Gavin: Hey guys, good alternative to recycling a glass bottle, when you're done with it, eat it, fucking eat the bottle

Kara: I just want to get passports to be able to get into Canada
Markus: Coming right up
Kara: OH SHIT! Is that an undercover cop!?
Connor: *moving covers down* Shutup, I'm trying to sleep, fuck..

Connor: Let's go get you a healthy snack Hank
Hank: I want a burger
Connor: I sAid A heAlThY SNacK HaNk

Fake Connor: This coffee is bitter; like my soul
I need something black: like my soul
Fuck it's cold: like my soul

Connor: What should I do with these files?
Hank: Oh, just run them by Gavin
Connor: Ok
Also Connor: *Runs past Gavin with the files*
Gavin: What the phck was that?

Kara: There's that one android that's always cold
Alice: I'm cold
Kara: You're always cold but I'll be damned if you ain't my daughter

Fake Connor: Do you trust me Hank?
Hank: Yes Connor
Fake Connor: *Puts a gun to Hank's head* Rule number one: Don't trust anybody