Kamski: Okay so your teeth are finished, your systems weren't too damaged
Connor:*Coming to* Oh! Oh! Where's my dick at!
Kamski: *Running for the hills*
Connor: Hey!!
Conan: *Throws a grape at Gavin*
Gavin: Conan..
Conan: Your turn
Connor's: *Throws a whole bunch of bananas at Gavin's head*
Gavin: CONNOR!
Conan: CONNOR, THE GRAPES!
Connor: *Boards Jericho ready to arrest Markus*
Also Connor: Everyone put your hands in the air- *Can't find his gun* -Because I'm not a cop I'm here to party
Markus: Where are your shoes?
Hank: *Drunk at Jimmy's bar*
Connor: Hank we have to go, stop dancing
Hank: Nooo~
Connor: Hank put down the glass, we're leaving
Hank: *Continues to chug his whiskey*
Connor: Han- Fuck!
Daniel: I'M GOING TO JUMP!
Connor: No, don't jump, you have so much to live for! Like um... uh
Daniel: *Jumps*
Connor: Ah shit that's the fourth one this week
Markus: DESPACITO!
Jericho: *Charges at guards*
Hank meeting Conan first the first time: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Connor?
Conan getting sick of the comparison shit: No they usually tell me I look like Conan
Hank: Who the fuck is that?
Conan: Me Bitch
Connor meeting Conan for the first time: *Screams and runs away*
Conan: *About to go and introduce himself properly*
Connor: *Runs back with a chair while screaming and hits Conan with the chair*
Connor: *walking to the window* Two bros chilling in a hot tub fi- *looks outside* Where are they?
Hank: Everything's wrong, the stress of my child's death and my wife leaving me has caused me to go into a depression
Gavin: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out"?
Hank: Gavin you ignorant slut
Hank: *Grabs the collar of Connor's jacket and pins him up against the wall*
Connor: Harder daddy
Hank: What??
Connor: What
Connor: That moment when you run into a room and forget why you went in there
Conan: *Stabs him*
Connor: Oh that's right I was being chased by a literal terminator who's goal and purpose was to destroy and replace me
Conan: So I was thinking that we should get married
Gavin: Okay but I need to be the one to propose
Conan: But What if I proposed?
Gavin: Then I would say no
Conan: And I would kill you so-
Connor: *Falls off stool and hits his head on counter*
Also Connor: OWW, French Fries and English muffins! Wait a minute.. I'm alone, FU-
Hank: *Looks at Connor dead on the ground covered in burger buns* Ha look at the buns on that guy
Gavin: Comedy police! That joke's too funny!
Hank: *pulls out gun* I'm not going back to jail!
Gavin: Oh sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich
Conan: Go back to sleep and starve
Connor after hearing what Conan's purpose was: I'm really freaking out, I think I'm in danger
Hank: Here you could use this *gives Connor a rock that says breathe*
Connor: For the love of RA9 Hank, What is this?
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