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Requested-Sirius Black Headcannon thing

I saw a headcannon earlier that mentioned Sirius at Grimmauld place taking advantage of his animagus form before he got kicked out to anonymously wreck havoc on Walburga and Orion's "precious house"

And so here is my version of it.

There is a bit of background knowledge at the beginning. For people who have not read Harry Potter.

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Sirius Black hated his "home" Grimmauld Place it was called. It may have been his home if it weren't for his "parents" hating his very existence.

You see, Sirius Black is a wizard. He has magic in his blood like the rest of his family. But he is nothing like them.

There is a wizarding school called Hogwars where the students are separated into houses based on their best traits. Gryffindor for the brave. Ravenclaw for the wise. Hufflepuff for the kind and loyal. Slytherin for the cunning. Where all of his family was placed into Slytherin, a house that is notorious for dark wizards (although many slytherins are not. Not all slytherins are evil.), Sirius Black was sorted into Gryffindor. Slytherins rival house.

Sirius is also an animagus; a witch/wizard who can change into an animal at will. He became an animagus to help his friend. His friend is a werewolf and gets very lonely and sometimes hurts himself during his transformations at the full moon. So sirius and his two best friends became animagi. Sirius being a dog, and his friends being a stag and a rat.

Sirius hated the ways of his family. They thought that witches and wizards who were not "pure blood" (both magic parents, entire family is magic) were not good enough to be considered a witch/wizard and therefore they hated Half-Bloods (one magic parent, one nonmagic/muggleborn) and Muggleborns (two non magic parents) just for having "less magic" in their blood. They also believed that a certain dark wizard was right for hating these people, and supported his beliefs, although they did not join his army. They also hated all "half-breeds" including werewolves.

And of course, Sirius hated this. So after he became an animagus to help out his werewolf friend,  he decided to take advantage of the situation and wreck havoc on the family "home".

ACTUAL STORY BEGINS HERE

SIRIUS POV

I'm tired of it. Just so damned tired of it. Walburga and Orion are going on another one of their tangents about how anyone less than Pureblood are unworthy to live.

Oh and now they're including werewolves and other "half-breeds"

When will this torture end?

I need a plan. A plan...

I know!

A few hours later.

   Its night now. Everyone is asleep. This is the best time to strike. It's now or never.

I opened my door slightly and changed into my dog form, that walburga and orion have no knowledge of.

Time to have some fun!

I left my bedroom, and went downstairs.  Hmmm. What first?

I walk across the grey carpet to the center of the living room before laying down and rolling around. I do this a few more times, making sure the carpet is covered in my black fur.

Then I move on to the couch and the chairs. Rubbing on each piece of furniture. And then biting them just enough for the teeth marks to be highly noticable. 

I go over to the shoes, neatly placed by the front door. They dont taste very good, but this is necessary. After chewing on each shoe a bit, leaving holes in all of them, I decide my work here is done, and quietly slip back to my bedroom, changing back to human, and going to sleep. Trying to ignore the horrible taste of shoes and furniture that lingers in my mouth.

Next morning

Screaming awakes me and I walk down the stairs, finding Walburga, Orion, and my brother Regulus  in the living room staring in shock  at the carpet and furniture.

Pretending to also be in shock in order to avoid suspicion, I ask "what happened in here?"

Walburga looked at me before yelling "I dont know, but I swear if you had anything to do with this you're going to regret it!"

I put my hands up "I swear I dont know what happened. It was fine last night wasnt it? By the looks of things, it seems there was a dog in here. But how it would have gotten inside?"

Walburga stops glaring at me and calls Kreature the house elf to come clean up the mess. Her, Orion, and Regulus go back to their day as if nothing happened, but clearly still angry and confused about it.

I returned to my room grinning. Time to tell James and the others.

Mischief Managed.

A/N: sorry if this wasnt very good. I've never written any of the Mauraders before. Although I have thought about starting a wolfstar fanfic in the future... or a fanfiction where Remus has a daughter. I've read a lot if those and they're always pretty cool. I could write it with my own little twist on it or something.

ANYWAY. I hope you liked this little one-shot headcannon shortstory thingie. If I ever find the original headcannon again, I will try to remember to post it above.