So this is basically Deku, Uraraka, Mineta, Tsu, and Kaminari, Sero and some others
Get hIgH
In colorado in a cabin.
I'm so sorry 😖😭
This is a lil chaotic
And in November 2019, me, my family, and 2 other families that are our family friends went to Breckenridge, Colorado, and the cabin the characters are in is the cabin we were in. That was also like a a week before I got into BNHA😯You were walking around in Breckenridge, Colorado. It was the beginning of December. You were at a place with gondolas, restaurants, and stores. You saw a store with a gay pride flag and a trans flag and smiled. You went into the shop, and there were gay witches and a bunch of witchcraft supplies. Even though you weren't a witch, you bought a canlde and quartz and told the lesbian witch with piercings, short, dyed hair, and black lipstick and nails that she was gorgeous. You put the items in your backpack.
You took a bus to the area where your cabin was that you shared with your friends. As you were walking back to the cabin, you saw a cabin where there were disco lights. You were curious and decided to check it out. It was 4:20 (lol) and the sun was almost done setting. You knocked on the door of this cabin and no one answered. You opened the door because it was unlocked for whatever reason (you creepy)
No one was in the foyer so you went upstairs. You were now in the common space with the living room and kitchen. There was a TV, a broken fireplace with an elk head above it, which you were a little creeped out by. You also heard A.M. by Lonr playing loudly in the room right you were facing. You approached the door, and slowly opened it. By now it was dark out. There was a couch, two doors, a smol, broken tv, and a bunk bed. It looked like the room the kids would sleep in. On the bed, you noticed that Aoyama was crying on the top bunk while eating cheese (poor bby). "Boo hoo hoo, non non non" he said. You went up and sat next to him. "What's wrong, sparkle bby?" You asked him as you touch his hair. "I'm lonely. Some of my classmates are doing something bad in the closet right there but I'm too scared to do it." He said.
"Awe, poor bby. And btw, what are they doing?"They're...
ₛₘₒₖᵢₙg wₑₑd😖" he said.
"Where tf did they get it from!?" You asked in shooketh
"Dabi the burnt elf gave it to them. I don't know why they took it, y/n," he said sorrowfully.
"Oh man" u said
Do you want to look at Pinterest with me? He asked. ''Sure! You replied."
You and Aoyama looked at pictures of glitter, makeup, french stuff, cheese, and aesthetic shit. You guys even found some LGBTQ+ stuff and even some h o t boys, which Aoyama liked😏. After a while you decided that you wanted to see what 𝓵𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓼 were doing in the closet.
"I-I'm gonna go check on the other kids." You said. You climed down from the bed and tried to open the door, but it was locked. " Um, Yuga, what's the password?" You asked
"0123" he said. (Btw, that was actually the closet password)
You typed in the pin on the knob and【SLOWLY】opened it😧."𝑰-" you said when you saw what was inside.
Inside, there were the following people visible:
Izuku Midoriya
Hanta Sero
Tsuyu Asui
Denki Kaminari
Minoru Mineta
(Idk why Desku wanted to do it)All 5 of them were slumped against the wall, sMoKiNg. Their eyelids were heavy and looked tired. There was also a lots of food on the floor. There was a shelf with a black box on it. The white light was also on. The smoke was in the air. Your stummy started to hurt from that. "What the actual fuck!!?" You screamed at them.
"Nothing, dude" Kaminari said in a chill tone, shrugging. Yeah, dude, just relaxing." Sero agreed.
(This mineta part is from a TikTok)
Kaminari took one of Mineta's balls and tried to eat it.
"Stop, Dude, thise are sthicky!" Minet whined.
"AAAAAA" you screamed. You were close to throwing up so you grabbed the black box. You were about to throw up when you saw eyes in the box and a tall, DARK kid slipped out of it. You swallowed your vomit. "SHIHAI!?" You yelled. Aoyama came down to see what was happening. "Kuroiro, what the actual hell were you doing in that box!?" You asked. Aoyama saw Shihai and hid behind you, because he was scared of Shihai because Shihai beat him in the training battle arc or something (idk).
" JuSt ChIlInG. And eating good 💩.
"I am u n c o m f y" you thought.
" I love your boobs" you heard Mineta say as you looked in the back of the closet and you saw
Midoriya and Mineta
𝖙𝖔𝖚𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕿𝖘𝖚'𝖘 𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖇𝖘.
"M-Midoriya, that's so unlike you-" Aoyama said, a little scared.
"Her boobs are squishy! Hehe~ Ahh! Midoriya said.
"Sthame"
From you and Aoyama being in the hotboxed closet, the drug was started to kick in😣.
And just when there were enough people there, You heard a familiar voice.
"Uh, hey guys!" You opened the door and saw Uraraka. "*Le gasp* you guys started without me?" She asked.
"What the chicken fuck?" You said.
Kaminari shoved her into the room and squealed. Midoriya got up and started touching Uraraka" "EEEE" she screamed. The air was starting to make her high already. They fucking started to make out! (Damn, is Midoriya horny!)
Kami: u so sexie, bro
Sero: same *kisses him on cheek*
Me: A w e !
Suddenly Shihai puts on your least favorite song and started laughing evily.
"That's it" you grab the black box and GaG. Your safe buddy, Yuuga, starts to get high and laughs uncontrollably. "AAAAAAAAAAAAA😫" you scream while they all are eating food.
But then, you suddenly get,
Hungry
and eat that random energy bar you always keep in your backpack.
Mmm~ hehe! You squeal. (Oh non) Nothing feels real, which you somehow don't mind. You rest your head on Aoyama's lap. "Boys are so hot~" you giggle to him. He giggles back in agreement. The worst song ever was playing, but you loved it as if it were your favorite song. You guys eat shit and talk.
Sero: Who wants to overthrow the American government with me?🇺🇸
Tsu: Meee
Mineta: yeth so I can get all the hot girlths!
Yuga: yeeees!
Shihai and Denki: memee
The narrator: Reeeeee!
"What's wrong, Madamosellie?" Aoyama asked you.
"um. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa" I said as I ran into le kitchen and ate some food. I ate spicy ramen. Okay, calm down. Sero and Aoyama came out, wearing sunglasses and holding hands.
(Imma just make a short-ish ending) "CMON, MADAlEMOISELLE!" Yuga said. He pulled me in and I had to.
You ate le ramen and talked with them.
Shihai: let's dance! *puts on Nine in the afternoon by pancake @ le discco
Him and Sero held hands and you danced with your buddy, Yuuga.Soon, it was 11, and everyone was getting sleepy. It was time to separate. You called your friends and told them you'd be with the bnha peeps for the night. They were weirded out, but let you.
There were 3 bedrooms downstairs, and the only bedroom upstairs was the one you guys got high in. This is where everyone slept:
Deku & Uraraka: Downstairs room 1
Denki and Sero: Downstairs room 2
Tsu and Mineta: Downstairs room 3Shihai: on the couch in the room
Aoyama: Top Bunk
Y/N: Bottom bunkAoyama: Yay! I can finally fap to those fabulous pics of those boys! You heard fapping sounds and rather ~arousing~ moans coming from the top bunk. You started fapping with him (im sorry😂) and it was GREAT
Denki and Sero rubed each other
Uraraka and Deku cuddled
Mineta groped Tsu
Shihai stayed up the latest.
And that's only the first group of people...
There's gonna be a second one in Michigan.
The end~
Holy fuck this has 1397 words!😧
This was kinda inspired by FeralRodent on Tiktok.
Imma just tag -TwinkleToes- because y/n is friends with Aoyama and he's
c o o lThis is kinda cringe
😬
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cursed shit because that's the mood im going for.
Humorshitposts yet masterpieces. Read @ your own risk, because there are lemons and things that are actually CURSED. This stuff is more legit than the cursed stuff in my art book