So one of my new buddies Zach had to kick it his car and knew where all the bad ass parties were. And I have that we connect. And his parents will let me stay there knowing I have family problems. But this was the first time in life I party from sun up to sundown for months. Met this little cutie named MichChelle. Zach said she had a thing for me but I was only 15 and she was 18. And hot. Big ass titties in a sexy body and face. We fuck like rabbits and she really dug in.She loved it when I played guitar for. And she came up with a lot of money so her and I can fly out to San Diego. Well it wasn't that simple. Actually some things came up missing from her crib and before you know it I had law dogs all over my house. They found $7300 some weed some bones and this little pistol case in my chair. Now before this I never believed in God. But with these four cops staring at what could've been evidence I said if there is a God let me get out of this one. And before you know it the goofy dumb ass cops with a box and receipt in their hand said they had never seen the name on the receipt.I am glad the name on the receipt did not match the statement they just took from the victim. Or if it did they did they were too dumb to notice. But check.God. Message received.
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