(8)- Lucina is going through a phase

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This is a Lucina parody of I'll Quit Singing that I wrote in my fic Smash  Fighters In Quarantine:

"I am done,

I am through,

I am just so sick of it all!

Why do you people keep comparing me to Marth?!"

"I am done,

I am through,

I am so sick of everyone's bullshit!

And stop calling me flat,

Cause at least I have boobs you sluts,

Fuck you all!"


*CUE INTENSE PIANO MUSIC*


"Ever since Nintendo created me,

I knew people would start being horny,

Drawing fanart of me being fucked by every fighter,

Don't you bitches have anything better to do?"


"I'm always shipped with that Goddess,

Palutena and I have nothing in common so what's the deal?

Oh and please quit shipping me with my ancestor,

Because that's wrong on so many levels,

Fuck you guys"


"Why do I always die in every damn fanfic?

Do you dumbasses seriously think I'm that weak?

And for the last time, stop calling me "Girl Marth" as I have a name,

Or I'll call you guys horny NEETS without a life,

Because it's time I put a end to this all!"


"I am done,

I am through,

Just give me a fucking break,

Ugh my throat is starting to ache does anyone have water?"


"I am done,

I am through,

I won't keep satisfying your pervy desires,

Just let me take care of my mental health,

Is that seriously so much to ask?"


"I am done,

I am through,

Oh shit I've run out of stuff to rant about,

Welp I better hurry up and finish this fucking song"


"I am done,

I am through,

And no dad I'm not going through some fucking phase,

Fuck it all!"

You stood outside listening to Lucina sing this song and play the piano. You were concerned about her. You?

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