Sander sides oneshots

I'm the gayest! (No ship)

Right just to clear thing up the roommates are Virgil Remy Logan Roman and Patton and the time is three am
Logan's P.O.V
I was sleeping when a humongous crash shook the house that I share with my four other roommates. I pad downstairs wondering who on earth could be making so much noise at this early hour. As I got closer I could make out loud angry voices through the kitchen door Remy and Virgil. I sigh and enter ready to tell them to shut up when I hear what it's about. "ER GIRL JUST SHUT UP I'M THE GAYEST BITCH ROUND HERE"
"SO THAT MUST MEAN I AM THE GAYEST BADDASS" Virgil screamed. I have no logical explanation as to why I did it but I enter the kitchen and yell "How about we conclude that neither of you are the gayest but I am" I smirk at their reactions
"Wanna challenge me on that one bitch" snarled Remy
"Yes, yes I do" I say keeping calm
We just started screaming randomness at each other for five or ten minutes when Patton came downstairs "What's all this about my kiddos" he asked
"Oh well these bitches think that they are gayer than me" whined Remy like a child. But without another word not even any scolding for the swearing Patton ran away upstairs. "You really need to be a bit more logical I am clearly the gayest" I resume the argument. But I was cut if by Patton bursting through the door wearing a rainbow shirt, bright blue trousers and a pride flag was tied around his shoulders. My eyes widened at Remy's reaction. He picked up his Starbucks off the counter and threw it in the air soaking us all in coffee. "Now I have your attention I would like to say to all that I am the gayest" he said. But then he bent down with a straw and began sipping up the coffee from the floor. "Um okay night then" said Virgil. But just as he walked out he muttered, "I'm still the gayest"