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The deadly gay disease (logicality)

Romans P.O.V
I was in school, in my least favourite class, RE. My teacher was this homophobic bitch, he was a monster that needed to die! You see I haven't come out yet and I just don't know how to phrase it. I can't just go up to someone and go "Hi I think I'm gay, goodbye" But sitting in this classroom was unbearable. Listening to him drone on about how god put us on this planet for the good of ourselves and we should not waste our lives by being sinners. He was pathetic, with no way to back up his argument apart from it's wrong. BUT ITS NOT. I hate him and just want to get up and leave, I'm about to make some random excuse up when he says something that catches my attention. "And so the conclusion is today, is god said that being with the same sex is wrong so therefore if I have any of those, those sinners in my class they need to get out, so their disgustingness can be contained"
I abruptly stood up. "What an earth do you think your doing Roman?" Asked the teacher.
"Oh, oh dear, I'm not feeling very good, I must have the deadly gay disease" I fake cough afterwards just to be dramatic.
"You're just a sinner who will go nowhere in life" he sneered
"If homosexuality is a sin then I must be Satan!" Laughed Virgil coming to join me by the door.
"I agree this is a complete waste of time to people who ACTUALLY want to do something useful like this" Logan said to the teacher before turning to Patton
"Patton will you come on a date with me?" Logan asks. Patton blushed and then squealed "Logie yes!"
Turns out school is a lot more fun without RE
An: For everyone who doesn't know RE stands for religious education, and it sucks in my opinion , so if you don't do it at your school consider yourself lucky sorry if anyone likes RE but there ya go another chapter hope it wasn't too bad
Have a good day/night
~Stinky_trash_boy