The Magic Grapefruit

Trust ☆Chapter 5

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Slamming the door now in full rage I walk outside and sit in the porch swing by the patio. "Mary. What have I done to deserve such torture? I just want you back. I want things to be the same!" I cried as I put my head in my hands and sobbed quietly.

"You're doing fine without me. I have sent someone to help you out." A faint voice said. I lifted my head only to hear.

"Don't worry my munchkin-poo-bear. All will reveal itself. " This time I was surprised to hear that because the only person who had called me that was Mary.

Having an internal battle with myself I decide that maybe I should go and work it out with that stupid grapefruit. I mean what's the worst that could happen.

As I walked in closing the sliding door I saw the grapefruit still set in the place I had left him nearly half an hour ago. Seeing me he began saying how terrible he felt about the whole wife thing when I interrupted and told him it was fine. He was obviously perplexed as to why I had given in so easily but I needed to learn not to dwell on the past as I had been doing these past few months.

Then stupid Mr Grapefruit had to ruin our somewhat sentimental moment by asking me "So are you sure she's really your wife because she's some hot piece of arse and you're just... you."

Giving him a pointed look I gave him a good shove. Hard enough to make him roll and become dizzy, but soft enough to not cause damage. "I was the hot guy of the town. I mean sure my six pack is more of a six pack of rolls now... and my hair isn't as luscious... and my clothes aren't that good either come to think of it. " I say becoming absent minded. Man. I really have let myself go.

"I can help you there Mr! I happen to be the best dressed grapefruit on my tree." He said with pride.

"You're the only grapefruit on your tree."

"That's beside the point,"

"Well. Since I'm embarking on a spiritual journey-" I begin to say when I'm rudely cut off

"PSSH. Spiritual journey my orange peel. Since when."

"Since 20 minutes ago. Now hush. As I was saying. Since I'm embarking on a spiritual journey I will trust you. But if I end up wearing any type of freaking plant I will peel your skin." I say trying to sound threatening but obviously failing.

"SIR YES SIR! But first we need a new outfit do you can look FABALOUS" He said as I went over to him scooped him into my hands and headed out into the Spring breeze.

"Don't you mean fabulous? " I question.

"No no. Fabalous. " he said quite sure of himself.

"Honestly. Young people lingo is just appalling. What's next? Speaking in abbreviations? "

"That's already happened." The grapefruit said matter of factly.

"What has this world become? !" I say in horror clutching my head and shaking it in disapproval.

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So I have extended the story a bit. So there are 2 more chapters now. Thanks for your support during the making of the book. Please Vomment and tell me what you think. Feedback greatly appreciated. Love u guys