Never have I ever...stolen anything?
"Ahhh man you're so lying.."
"Bro no I'm not"
Hmmm Never have I ever...traveled out the country?
"Stop saying stupid ones"
"That's a weak one, boooo.."
Finally I can put a finger down. 9 more to go.
My eyes inadvertently wonder around the room.
A nervousness starts to take place in my stomach.
Never have I ever...performed sexual acts in my parents house?
"Finally, the good stuff!"
"Let me see who put a finger down hehe"
Never have I ever....had car sex?
"Ya'll are so vanilla lmao"
"What? Don't judge me, don't act like I didn't notice what you put your fingers down for.
Mhm, that's what I thought."
Here we go.
I try to become inconspicuous so people wouldn't
notice my forehead that had Virgin stamped on the front.
All I can do is pray I stay invisible long enough
until the game is over.
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Unheard Words, Noisy Thoughts: College Memoirs from an Introvert
PoetryThe awkward. The introverted. The extroverted. Sex. Virginity. The good times. The bad times. No, it's not puberty. It's college. Memories and experiences of the paradox known as college and your twenties.
