The Three Little Pigs

💍🐷🌸secret meeting🌸🐷💍

it happened on a bright and sunny day i was speed walking to the meeting spot piglet told me to meet me. all he told me was to meet me in the field but i've been walking around this field for at least twenty minutes. and then i spot him piglet he was pacing back and forth with his head down i walked up to him i said "hello piglet i'm sorry for being late i didn't know where you were in the field." piglet said "since it's you ed that's ok" as piglet lifted his head up. i asked "piglet why did you call me here you know i have a concert very soon and i must be there soon." piglet stammers " i i i know that ed i just had something i wanted to talk to you about." i was curious piglet was always nervous but something was bothering him i could tell by how he was fidgeting. he reached into his weird flesh pocket and before either of us had time to say anything, we both heard an all too familiar sound. the sound of clanking items and the dragging of a box. a card board box. it was hamelton he was climbing up the hill with a smug look on his face and yelled "Hey Bitches" at the top of his lungs. i turned over towards piglet he looked so surprised and muttered " how did he know? it was supposed to be a secret." before i could say anything hamelton said "what are you two dinguses doing out here in the field?" before i could say anything piglet said "were not doing anything and it's not your business." it got awkward so i looked down to check the time and panicked i was going to be late to my concert i said "i'm sorry we have to catch up later i'll be back after the concert." i sped off because the public needed me.