The Three Little Pigs

🥀💍🛎The Wedding🛎💍🥀

it's been a week since hamilton proposed and the day of the wedding was finally here. barely anyone showed up since ed wanted a private wedding and the only people there besides the priest and photographer was ed sporting his snazziest tux t shirt and SKINNY jeans with hamilton wearing his freshly ironed sweater and sitting in the bleachers was piglet the only to bother with a tux rental that HE paid for out of pocket. the tux was the only cleaned up thing on piglet he was no longer shaving and had a patchy crappy beard on his face. piglet also found himself in the too sad to bathe phase stunk to high heck. for the most part piglet paid little attention despite not being able to blend into the crowd since he was the only one there however it all changed toward the end when he heard the priest say "if anyone objects to this pairing speak now or shut up." piglet feeling down decides to make a scene  and raises his hand in disapproval and yells " i object!!!" ed is absolutely shocked at this but hamilton doesn't even seem bothered and says "i saw this coming" the priest goes " ok is this all?" piglet feeling unsure puts his hand down and continues to sulk the priest continued and said " do you little piggies like want to get married?" both at the same time said " yea " the priest responds with "ok you are now pig and pig kiss each other now." and omg they did. later at the reception hamilton and ed were enjoying dinner while piglet was enjoying the free bar. before the cutting of the cake piglet stormed in with a bottle in hand and shouts " hamilton you home wrecker you ruined my chance at a date!!!" and throws the bottle destroying the wedding cake as piglet storms out ed gets up to talk with piglet but he's stopped by hamilton " no ed he needs to find his own way." they both sat back down and enjoyed cake they never saw piglet again after that night. they always wondered where he went but never really bothered trying to find him.