The Three Little Pigs

🐷💋lets have a talk. pig to pig.💋🐷

as ed ran off to do his concert piglet looked over at hamelton and said "you just had to show up today of all days?!?!" hamelton looked over confused and said "i always go for walks in the field when i need to think i'm sorry you feel that way. but while you are here i'd like to have a talk with you p i g to p i g." piglet surprised said " you re not here to tease me or make fun of me for being the runt hrrrmm!?!? what's with that soft tone all of a sudden you are always so mean and a bully why so nice all of a sudden." hamelton looked around and leaned in and said "i'm sorry but when i see ed i get flustered and i don't know what to say so i'm sorry for being mean to you most of the time but what i meant to talk about is ummmmmmm i like ed like a lot." piglet said "how much" and then hamelton reaches into his box and pulled out an even smaller box and said " this much" revealing a diamond ring. piglet freaked the heck out and squealed " no NO No NO No ED IS Mine" and he reached into his flesh pocket to reveal a ring. hamelton's jaw dropped "that's why you were acting weird piglet you brought ed out here to elope behind my back and i was the one who introduced you to ed in the first place. you know piglet we are no longer friends we are now rivals." piglet goes "but i was here first what are you saying hamelton?" hamelton said " i'm going to propose first." piglet lost it and yelled " NNOOOO HEssss MINeE" and shoved hamelton who fell into his box and started falling down the hill.