Flicker on crack (the Wattpad version) 2: Electric Boogaloo [COMPLETE]

Who else does math like this?

John: 7 + 9 is 16 because if you take one from 9 and give it to 7, it would make the equation 8 + 8, and 8 times 2 equals 16.

Kai: But what if 9 was the hungry bitch and took one from 7, then it would be 10 + 6 equals 16.

Dan: Wh- why do you people do this?!