Flicker on crack (the Wattpad version) 2: Electric Boogaloo [COMPLETE]

Chapter 200 2: Bread Bank time

Thiago: Welcome to the bread bank.  We sell bread, we sell loafs.  We got bread on the deck, bread on the floor.

Thiago: Toasted, Roas-

Evan: STFU.

Evan: Listen I just need a baguette and a brioche.

Thiago: We don't have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread or the potato bread.

Evan: What the fuck is gluten?  Take that shit out.

Thiago: It's gluten free.

Evan: I don't care if it's free.

Thiago: Swear on yo fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight we gon fight.

Evan: Tryna be on Worldstar?

Thiago: What you gonna record it?

Evan: Ye.

Evan: I got my dollar store camera

Evan: On.

Riley: What's the fuckin situaaaaation?

Evan: What.  The.  Fuck.  Do you want?

Riley: I'm the mother fuckin manager.

Evan: At the bread store?

Riley: B R E A D

Evan: Tell him to take the mother fuckin gluten

Evan: out the bread.

Riley: Ima need you to shut that bullshit up chief.  We can't take shit out the bread.

Evan: Why put it in in the first place?

Evan: I know yall smokin that pack.

Riley: We got crackers.  No gluten.

Evan: Fuck crackers.

Thiago: It's gluten free.  You want the gluten or nah?

Evan: Hell no.  You better take the gluten out that damn shit.

Riley: Listen we got whole wheat, gluten free.  Texas toast, gluten free.

Riley: Tortilla-

Evan: Fuck all dat. 

Evan: What

Evan: bitchass

Evan: country are yall from

Evan: where they got this bullshit at?

Riley: Florida.

Evan: I knew it.

Thiago: Look, you can either take this yeast, or I'm callin the police.

Evan: I'm goin weast.

Riley: Nah don't call the police I have a warrant.

Evan: Honestly fuck yall.  I aint ever seen nobody act like this over no bread.

Riley: What the fuck are you sayin?

Evan: All I'm sayin is fuck yalls bread.  Fuck the gluten.

Evan: And fuck them crackers.

Thiago: The crackers don't have gluten.

Evan: Alright I'll take those.

Thiago: Ok that's gonna be 5-

Evan: No fuck that I aint payin.

Hmmmmmmmm ok I'm gonna be making a third crackbook now because Wattpad chapter limit go brrr

See yall there I guess

-K