Flicker on crack (the Wattpad version) 2: Electric Boogaloo [COMPLETE]

Little crackhead baby

Jean-Claude: I could walk into your house, slap your ass, and sit on your couch, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Jordan: You might have the strength and the godly powers, but I have the crackhead energy of a thousand tiny toddlers.  You dare come into my home, smack my ass, and sit on MY couch?!  I will fuck you up so badly that you will be traumatized for the rest of your 2 million lives, and whilst you lay there beneath my feet, contemplating every last one of your dastardly decisions, I would already have gone back to eating my bag of Cheeze-Its like nothing had ever happened!