AHHHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! or The Crazy Tale of Smith and Tyler

chapter 3: balls of titanium

it starts with one thing. i don't know why. it doesn't even matter how hard you try. keep that in mind. i designed this rhyme to explain in due time. all i know, time is a valuable thing. watch it fly by as the pendulum swings. watch it count down to the end of the day. the clock ticks time away.

so back to our story, our heroes start this time in the humid jungles of the arctic, where the russians are holding the lord and savior jesus christ captive on a rocketship aimed for jupiter. (there is a christian group of people that live on jupiter called mormons. they are awaiting his arrival, and even paid the russians to send him there) smith and tyler are based and redpilled devout catholics, and are willing to give it all for christ. so it is their solemn duty to go and rescue him. oh and hubert balls was shot in the head and stabbed and raped and murdered by an angry terrorist that said "you didn't pay for your meal!"

smith was building his own gun that was awesome and powerful, and tyler was busy building an awesome huge cool rocketship that could save jesus. he called it the "awesome rocketship" because it was one. (tyler is very smart) smith and tyler went to church the next day, and while they were in church, kkk nazi zombie vietnamese korean japanese bonzai troops stormed the holy chapel looking for the dynamic duo. then everyone in the church died because of the blasphemous retards that decided to destroy the place of worship. smith and tyler then jumped up, pants sagging with durags on and now they were black. this was them. vv

they then shouted together "MATTHEW 5:29 FOOL" then they killed all of the retarded soldiers. america was saved once again, but actually not. because christ was still tied to a rocketship.

vladimir putin, joseph stalin, mao zedong, kim jong un, fidel castro, and other stupid people heard of smith and tyler's plan, so they combined powers and turned into voltron. but smith was prepared for this, because he is smart and knows a lot about history.

the two heroes burst into the villains' hideout, and smith loaded the gun, but voltron lauched the rocket. when smith shot voltron, a loud "bruh" sound effect played and voltron died.

tyler then launches into space and jumps on the rocket with jesus and kisses him on the cheek. he then says "i love you my lord" and he cuts jesus free. also smith shoots jupiter and it explodes.

they both high five then say bye to jesus as he leaves back to heaven to join his father. the two men then celebrate by having sex with eskimo women. america was actually saved, and tupac rose from the dead to say "y'all aight."