the two grown men then looked like rambo and pulled out big guns to shoot satan. satan said "how'd you even get he-" then tyler punched him in the stomach, and smith pulled his long tail and satan meowed like a cat. he then complained about how that was unfair, but smith and tyler are men of god and are straight white men who hate satan and love vagina and boobs. they then called satan a gay dumb retard and that he can go to hell. but they didn't realize that he was already there. they didn't care, because they punched him again and then shot him and then punched him again. it was a very epic fight, and satan was definitely below the sword of our two heroes. however, satan called over his minions and his high ranking band of demons. they surrounded our young hot manly and sexy protagonists. they pulled out their bibles and spoke in a latin chant and summoned jesus christ and the archangels to fight satan and his evil demonic demons. the angel michael pulled out his awesome rad sword like guts from berserk. he did a spin move and substantially destroyed the evil dumb retards.
satan was scared and started running. he then hitched a cab and booked it.
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satan stared through the back window making sure they couldn't catch up. but jesus teleported them in front of the taxi, and the driver died because of the impact with the holy energy. the divine army then went to the door to corner the prince of darkness, and they all had guns pointing at him and they said "you are so stupid..." he then had a heart attack and died and pooped himself. the holy army won and hell started to deteriorate and collapse, but jesus and the holy army already went back to heaven.
the awesome redpilled guys had to find a way out. they found their time machine and time traveled far into the past to go back to their normal lives.
the year is 1927. the boys are 38. they're chilling on their awesome lightning mcqueen themed couch and they're watching spiderman 2. they stopped communism, killed hitler, saved america, and fucked hot babes and high fived. america was saved again, and the world was at peace, and everyone hugged each other. sike that is gay and stupid.
