one day in the troubled lands of cambodia, smith smithers and tyler taylor trek across the dirty communist landscape of southeast asia to save the red east and the nations trapped in the iron curtain from the violent despots of our modern world. however, a new problem arises. this would be known as assvid-18. (ass virus disease 1918) this would be the disease that so many (5,000 billion) people died of in the world war 1 era. it would be making a return during one dark night on new year's eve 1884. enter hubert balls, the character you don't care about that will die on the next page.
hubert, smith, and tyler (wearing badass american spec ops armor with awesome guns) travel to the faraway land of washington d.c. to save the president, Dr. Michael J. Hunter PhD MD, from impending doom of the flesh-eating zombie virus that also makes you fart. the three epic heroes fangirl over finally meeting the united states president, and then they leave the white house in an epic call of duty helicopter as fortunate son plays in the background.
"you alright, mr. president?" says hubert balls. "i'm okay. just stopped playing golf. any of you up for a game of football?" says the president. "fuck yeah" they say as an explosion happens in the background scene. then they play football in the helicopter.
the disease started to get worse, as people who contracted it also turned into cheese after specifically 6.4752 days of having it. here is picture. vv
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it was pretty scary, and i legitimately shit myself when i saw it. good thing this is a story on wattpad.com though.
smith and tyler booked a hotel room in tel aviv, israel that night, and they looked at each other and said "grilled cheese" (this was an epic line that doesn't need to have context) then they had epic fun awesome sex with a nice hebrew girl.
"?נִמוֹל" said the girl before they whipped out their amazingly large penises. "nah honey, we prefer medium rare" said both of them. then america was saved again as another explosion happens in the background.
