𝗎𝗅𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗏𝗂𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾 | 𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧

𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐘

(𝗒/𝗇)'𝗌 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾

"vanny," i started as i bit my lip to hold back laughter.

"huh?" she asked.

"let's go do something stupid. let's break into a pet store." i grinned. i know i'm drunk as shit, and i can feel the alcohol flowing through my blood stream.

"hell yeah!" she shouted, catching the attention of scott.

"what are you two talking about?" he asked as he stumbled towards the couch.

"let's do something illegal." vanny laughed as she sipped her drink.

"did somebody say illegal?" jeremy asked, rollerblading towards us.

"woah jerebear, where did you get those?" vincent asked as he joined in on the conversation.

"your mom's house," jeremy responded, flipping off vincent as he skated into the couch.

"holy shit jeremy, watch your fucking language." schmidt laughed as he sat on the opposing couch.

"i thought you were fucking doll," fritz chuckled.

schmidt just laughed in response as mike stumbled into the room.

"where have you been, afton?" scott asked as he sat beside me.

"with your mom." mike said as he sat on the other couch.

"what time is it?" aurora asked, looking over at vanny.

"9 pm." vanny responded.

"we should go to the lake!" jeremy suggested as he skated to the kitchen and came back with piña colada mix.

"i'll drive, i'm the most sober," scott said as we all plotted how to fit in the car.

"let's get in mike's van again!" fritz suggested.

"alright, let's go," i laughed as vanny and i both struggled to walk.

we all crammed ourselves in the van, with vincent in the passenger seat flirting with scott.

"hey fatso! watch your elbow!" schmidt groaned to fritz.

"sorry, your ugly face was distracting me." fritz responded.

"i'm gonna go skinny dipping," jeremy giggled.

"i'll do it with you for $20," mike laughed.

"you actually gonna do it?" i asked him as he chuckled.

vanny and aurora were talking about some guy named "gee", and schmidt and doll were arguing about something.

i was playing rock paper scissors with mike, and fritz and jeremy were about to piss themselves by laughing too hard.

"holy shit, don't go that way! the cops are right there!" aurora yelled to scott as he swerved into a different lane.

besides that, the rest of the ride was pretty smooth.

"we're here, dumbasses." scott laughed as we all ran out of the van like uncaged animals.

jeremy ran up a little incline and jumped straight into the lake.

"guys jeremy's in the water!" fritz yelled as doll cheered for him.

"get out of the water! what if an animal eats you?" aurora yelled.

"then it can suck my dick!" jeremy yelled as he swam a bit more.

"he's never like this sober," schmidt laughed as he turned to me.

"i know right— wait, where's mike?" i asked as schmidt and i both turned our heads to the sound of a big splash.

"guys! the water's warm!" mike yelled as he swam towards jeremy.

"i'm coming!" i yelled as i dragged vanny towards the incline with me. we both stood in the edge until i looked into her eyes and pushed her into the water.

"screw you (y/n)!" vanny yelled before colliding with the water.

"woooo!" i shouted as i made an attempt to run into the water, but i was so dizzy that i practically fell in.

i went underwater for a few moments, but i resurfaced, laughing as i just floated for a few moments until mike dunked me underwater.

"what the—" i shouted before going underwater.

oh i'm gonna get him back—

i stood up and picked up mike with my strength and threw him into the water, but i threw him pretty hard, so he flew in the air pretty far.

"oh shit (y/n)! how did you do that?" schmidt yelled as fritz laughed.

"huh? oh uh- i exercise a lot." i laughed as mike began to swim towards me.

"oh crap!" i laughed hard as mike chased me out of the water.

"i'm gonna get you!" he yelled, but we both were so drunk that we were on the verge of falling.

i stumbled on my foot and fell to the ground in a fit of laughter.

"m-mike!" i laughed between breaths. "i can't get up." my ribs started to hurt from laughing so hard.

he laughed too as he laid beside me and we both stared at the sky. unlike last time, i feel like i can do anything.

"you're so pretty," mike smiled at me.

i laughed in response as i grinned at him.

"my head hurts," i laughed.

"yeah, me too." mike smiled.

"what time is it?" i asked.

"like 12? i don't know." mike responded.

"i think i'm gonna blackout." i laughed as i felt my consciousness slipping away.

i didn't hear what mike said, but i heard something slurred before everything went dark.