Boyf Riends being gay (boyf riends oneshots)

Our boys fight and angst (A joke and fluff actually)

Christine walked to the bleachers behind the school where her squad (Jenna, Chloe, Brooke, Rich and Jake) used to have lunch.

She expected to find the usual, they laughing and telling jokes, or Rich standing on the table to pretend to be the tallest, or some of the couples making out, or they making some dumb challenge. But she found a different and sadder set. Jeremy and Micheal were standing up, facing each other and yelling at each other. The rest of the group was staring at them without do nothing.

"Guys, why are they fighting? Are they even allowed to fight?" She run to them and asked worried the rest of the group.

"It's also the first time I see them fight, but this is hilarious." Replied chucking yet surprised the little Rich with his noticeable lisp.

"Hilarious?!" Christine didn't understood how a fight between the cutest couple she has ever seen could be cute. Than she heard what the boys were screaming about. It was not a serious matter, it was:

"AND YOU SAY THAT YOU RATHER HAIRBALLS EAT-SARDINES INSTEAD OF CUTE PUPPIES?" Screamed Michael holding his phone at Jeremy's face height. The phone showed a picture of his cute and fluffy corgi giving the paw.

"AND YOU SAY YOU RATHER THOSE FLEABAGS DIRTY-PAWED MORE THAN CUTE KITTENS?" Screamed back Jeremy with his phone at Micheal's face with a picture that showed his two adorable and little soft cats peacefully sleeping at each other's side.

"DID YOU JUST CALLED MY KIND A FLEABAG?"

"AS YOU HEARD."

"WELL I BEG YOU PARDON TH-"

"THEN BEG." Interjected Jeremy. He was wondering from where did that confidence came from and actually was yelling sorry and I love you towards Micheal in his insides.

"Ha ha, Jeremy you're so funny. MICHEAL MELL DOESNT' BEG. ALSO, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOGS WHEN YOU HAVE STOLEN MINE TWICE?"

"More than twice actually, and you didn't even noticed, so look how good owner you are."

"BETTER THAN YOU ARS- no, I can't insult you." He hesitated thinking hard about how could call Jeremy that wouldn't seem a pet name or would be really harmful, to his boy, because he was just kidding with all this 'fight' thing. "YOU, YOU, UH, CA- YEAH, CATNIP." Yelled finally the boy, proudly coming with that.

"Catnip? That's all you got?"

"YOU WANNA SEE WHAT ELSE I HAVE FOR YOU?" 'I have nothing but love' panicked Micheal on the inside, but, still trying to look tough, taking a step towards the other boy. Jeremy also took a step foreword, making their noses almost touch.

"Yes." He answered calmly, looking at the smaller boy straight in the eye. He actually did not wanted to know, he was to scared and insecure on the inside, But still wondering from where did the confidence to respond calmly came from.

"Uh- Well-" Micheal didn't expected that response, and, starting to feel uneasy. So than broke eye contact, took a few steps back and threw his arms to the sky yelling the first excuse that crossed his head: "Uh, SO, YOU KNOW WHAT? NOW I'M NEVER GONNA TELL YOU, YOU'LL LIVE WITH THE DOUBT FOREVER."

"HA, LIKE I NEEDED TO KNOW." 'I do need to know, mICHEAL HAVE I DONE SOMETHING WRONG?' That was his real reply, but instead he puckered his lips and crossed his arms on his chest. Just like a stubborn seven years old.

"A-AND, AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? NOW AT TONIGHT'S SLEEPOVER I'LL SLEEP AT THE COUCH, I DON'T WANNA BE NEAR YOU ANYMORE." 'Actually, I do wanna be near to you the 24 hours of every day of my gosh darn FUCKING life, thanks.' Was, again, Micheal's actual response.