A Neko War

The O Word

They still Nekos btw.

Aizawa sat at his desk, fully enjoying the silence, when a sudden rush of 'something is very wrong' hit him hard in the gut.

"What could possibly be wrong! I can't hear them making trouble."

It hit him again.

"Did All Might do something wrong again? Do I have to go check on them?"

The feeling intensified.

"I don't like this, it's messing up my gut."

He had to crouch onto the ground to try and squelch the feeling of dread, his tail wrapping around his leg. But alas, it did not work and the emotion only grew.

"For fucks sake what is it!"

BOOM

Aizawa quickly turned to see all of class 1-A hurrying into the classroom.

"What happened?" He demanded. Something must be really wrong for all of his class to rush willingly into class.

"Where's Bakugo and Izuku?"

"They're-" Somebody hit Denki before he could continue his sentence.

"Sssh!"

"Does somebody want to tell me what's going on? Todoroki?"

"No comment."

"Momo?"

"No comment."

"Iida Tenya, I hope you have an answer for me."

"No comment."

Aizawa sighed in agitation. The three most responsible students in class refused to talk, so it's likely the others won't either.

Knock
Knock

"Hmm? What is it now?" He muttered as he slowly walked over to the giant door.

The second he opened it he was met with a terrible sight, Izuku was holding Bakugo by the collar, somehow lifting him off the ground.

"...do I wanna know?..."

"Mr.Aizawa! Bakugo called me the O word!" Izuku cried.

Bakugo scowled in Izuku's grasp, "Mother fucker doesn't start with an O you bastard! Now put me down!"

Izuku turned a deathly glare towards Bakugo, one causing even Aizawa to shiver.

"No," he said in all seriousness, "but Oedipus does."

He then dropped Bakugo and sprinted down the hallway in search of Present Mic's classroom.

In seconds the class (including Bakugo) was laughing at the sight of Aizawa rushing after Izuku. For you see, Aizawa is a giant Greek Geek.

"Get back here you brat!"

Izuku turned back and flicked his tail at Aizawa, "No you French Fucker!"

"Why French!"

"Ever heard of Hetalia?!"

The rage in Aizawa's eyes was visible to the class at the end of the hall, where they were anxiously awaiting for Izuku in order to get him to the Safe Base.

"How dare you! Get back here!"

Class 1-A followed closely behind the two, screaming encouragement at Izuku."

"You're almost there!"

"Run, run, run as fast as you can!"

"I'm calling you're dealer if you get caught!"