A Neko War

Time Out

"Denki!" Mina whispered furiously, "Come here." Denki, in full confusion, bent around his seat to see what his friend wanted.

"What?"

" You were gone over the weekend, right? Did you hear about the latest shenanigan Aizawa and Izuku pulled?"

Denki looked both ways, making sure Aizawa and Izuku weren't anywhere around, "You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention."

"Quit memeing for a moment, this is serious, did you not see the numbers on their watches?"

"Alright, alright, no, I didn't hear about it, tell me."

"Okay," said Mina, shifting into a more comfrotable postion, "It went a little like this."

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It was the begining of the weekend, no classes or anything, and Izuku had just finished putting itching powder in Aizawa's favorite sleeping bag.

"Thanks Momo, I won't snitch to Aizawa that you helped me."

"Thanks Izuku, though, won't he be mad?"

Izuku devilishly smiled, "Of course he'll be! That's the point." He stared at his wrist watch in anticipation, "Annny minute now. Look." He moved his wrist so that Momo could see it aswell.

P.T. (pulled tricks)

97

97

97

96

"HE FELL FOR IT!" Izuku screamed. Momo just smiled at her classmates joy, a loud bang from the dorm room enterance doors interupted their joyful aura.

"Oh shit." Izuku whispered before picking Momo up and running. "Don't make a sound, take a shower and put on some perfume to mask the smell of the itching powder, if Aizawa asks get Jirou to agree with you that you were training or that you have a family dinner tonight. If you need me," he lowered his voice to a barely audible tone, "I'll be in Nezu's Office." He dropped Momo off by the girls showers, "Call Jirou and tell her to get your clothes, he'll be able to trace the smell back to your room." He waved goodbye to Momo as he did a mad dash for the back doors, "Bye, bye!"

"Where is Izuku?" came a voice from downstairs, causing Izuku to stop moving and turn back around. "Second plan, scooch it Momo, I have to get to the laundry shoot, it's the quickest way to the basement!"

"But," Momo blushed, "this is the girls restroom."

"And I'm gayer than the rainbow."

She moved to the side, "Right this way, brother."

"Lesbian?"

"For Jirou, yes."

"You go, sister!"

There were three bangs to the wall, a code signal that Aizawa was close. "Listen, I'll stop by later so I can hear the good stuff," said Izuku as he deposited half of his body into the laundry shoot, "gotta go fast!"
He landed on a large pile of stinky clothes, "Might as well sort these for later while I'm down here." He sorted the males from females clothes, then he sorted the girls clothes from 'normal' to 'that time of the month'. Colors from plains and so forth, he only stopped when he heard a familiar 'click' from his watch.

T.P. (times pranked)

96

"That's.... not right." he whispered to himself. Aizawa had ninety nine tricks left to pull originally, but now that number was ninety six. Aizawa had pulled three pranks, and in this war, that was incredibly dangerous. What's more dangerous was the fact that they couldn't be alerted to the pranks until they fell for them. Izuku stood up and looked around the room, analyzing every corner of the room. 'Check the door.' He thought to himself in a hurry, he ran to the door, and, it was locked. "So that's prank number one..." he muttered, "So what's prank number two." His eyes widened. "It couldn't be. There's no way, it can't be." He raced to the launrdy shoot and started climbing, "Shit!", the walls were greased. "Prank number two." he gritted out and slid back down, tail twitching in frustration. "Aha! I've got it!"  After putting Kirishima's dirty socks over his hands, he slowly began to make his way up the shoot. "I swear if I'm right..." Finally, he made it to the top of the shoot, as he reached up to puch the door open, he started to slip, but it didn't matter, just as he predicted, the laundry shoot door was locked shut. "Dammit! One of the girls betrayed me."

He sat down in the now empty laundry basket, "IF ANYONE CAN HEAR ME," he yelled, "AT LEAST SEND DOWN SOME LAUNDRY SOAP SO I CAN GET THIS SMELL TAKEN CARE OF, YOU GIRLS SHOULD THANK ME!" Within a couple of minutes a bottle of detergent found it's way down the shoot. "At least I have something to do..." he muttered to himself as he stuffed the first pile of clothes into the washing machine.

A good 3 hours later and the laundry was completed. "I FINISHED WITH THE LAUNDRY!" he shouted. Now that he questioned it, he was either really loud or there was a camera or a microphone somewhere in the room, he'd look for it later. The basement door opened and Koda motioned for Izuku to come out of the basement. "Well then, I guess my time out is finished." Izuku said aloud as he picked up the laundry baskets, "Would you get that last one Koda? My hands are full." He moved to the side as his giant friend came down the stairs to pick up the final laundry basket. "Now up we go!"

When they got to the top of the stairs the first thing Izuku did was march to the common room and start folding the clothes, "Ladies, come get your basket and put it in one of you gals rooms, I'l come fold them later." He ignored the tension that the other classmates seemed to hold. "Lighten up, will ya?" He joked, "I'm not gonna bite." Everybody released an audible breathe. "As long as you tell me who locked the doors." 'Whoops.' he thought as everybody sucked their breathe back in.

Iida took a step forward, he was class representitive, so he should be honest with his fellow classmate who asked an honest question, "Aizawa sensei locked the basement door, Hagakure was in charge of greasing and locking the woman's bathroom laundry shoot! It was Aizawa's way of getting the laundry done as punishment for 'disrupting his insomiac balance'.

"Hmm," Izuku hummed ominously, still folding, he turned a sharp eye into the corner of the common room, "I don't blame you Hagakure, just don't do it again please, or at least tell me first, the suspense practically killed me."

"You're not angry with me? How did you know I was over here?"

"Not at all, and," He pointed to the green ears on his head, "I heard you breathing, now could you please take your basket upstairs? I can smell the hormones coming from the grapist." Tooru laughed as when she heard Mineta being smacked from the stairs.

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"So that's what happened?"

Mina pouted and swatted at Denki's head, "Let me finish! That's just part one!"

"Oh... so... what's part two?"

Mina crossed her arms and turned her head, "I'm not telling you until tomorrow."

Denki groaned, "Oh come on Mina! Please?"

"Nope! That's what you get for interupting me."

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Tell me if there are any spelling mistake, I can't depend on auto correct for ever.