Three days ago, horses became extinct and Mrs. Smith cried a lot and kissed her horses goodnight before they died. She cried for a very long time, and loved their corpses, brushing their hairs, cutting them off, and taped them to her wall. When she was done mourning in their graves she moved onto her room. She took pictures of every horse she ever owned and put them on her wall, with the horse hair. Every night before she sleeps, she kisses all 69 of them, whispering goodnight. When she sleeps and covers herself in the quilt she made out of their eyelids, she cuddles with her little horse plush. It was full of horse guts and feces and failed fetuses.
One day she was frolicking through a field with her nail clippers, because she cuts her nails in the field so the worms won't be lonely.
Anyway, she kinda skipped and clicked her heals, and then suddenly she randomly ran into a giraffe.
She stopped and looked up, her eyes wide as this being, this beautiful creature stood before her which looked really a lot like a horse so that's why she got a boner
She tied a leaf around her waist to hide her raging horse cock loving horse boner cock extra girth super cool free shipping and patted the tall horse
Except she didn't pay it she accidentally patted the knee bc it was so big it was like a t Rex but it wasn't it was a giraffe
She sighed and trudged all through the svannah her heart aching so much she needed an extra elastic bandaid but with Spiderman on it but it did nothing bc it was not a scratch, it was a large wound onto her soul
Anyway anyway she was going through the Safari and she saw a fucking zebra
She didn't know it was a zebra tho bc she's colorblind so it looked just like a horse so she ran over and was like Omg I kissed you so much but like the zebra wasn't a horse so it didn't miss her back so it ran away after kicking her ears off and ran off and got eaten by a tiger
Unfortunately bc of her colorblindness she likes didntsee it either
So she rolled around in the dirt cryinf rlly hard bc she lost her hearing now bc she doesn't have ears and she can't see bc all the animals are the same color as the grass so like its hard bc of her colorblindness bc she's colorblind
Eventually she got up tho and pulled out her iron helmet and went off and sat down and cried more bc she's sad
Anyway after.a while she went and started picking weeds bc she knew every single name of every single one of them because she's my old agriculture teacher who had to stop being a teacher bc she was pregnant because she's a bippie bippo hoe
Anyway so like after a whole she suddenly turned into Mr. McNaughton bc she's trans if you didn't know, well not really but she transitioned into Mr McNaughton but like not transgender but it is at the same time bc Mr McNaughton is a dude and she used to be a girl
Anyway he woblled around the Savannah, calling out for a cheetah bc he wanted to race it
He was like super tall and skinny and he looked like Barahama Lincloml like the dude in the penny
So he was there and he was looking for he cheetah but he couldn't
The end
Haha guys I lied to you guys bc I like to lie a lot bc I'm a liar anyway do like he eventually finds one bc he haslike a really freaking good vocie bc hes a beautiful man anyway ;) so like he walked around and found a cheetah and they raised and he won and like hes super cool and fast but not as fast as Mr. Gunter