Ah, yum! Color! Actually don't eat it, I highly doubt it's edible.
Now, we're talking about colors... Colors and shapes go well together. What? You need proof? I don't know why you would, but luckily, I made this!!
Yes, colors!! Aren't they just gorgeous on him?
By the way, his name's Crickaboo.Colors are easy to use! Just make a color palette of 23 colors and splash them all over your character! Or art, really. Personally, I dislike architecture but I guess you do you, y'know?
You know what colors go well together? Black and black!! Black and red, too. That's how you make stupid emo characters, a bunch of black (with added shades) and dark red!
But maybe you want to color a beautiful candy princess!!
Hmm? What did you say? Oh yeah, you're correct, there's four blacks in that. All candy princesses come with a little licorice, y'know.
Mmmm, now I'm starting to realize something... CRICKABOO LOOKS UGLY AND BLAND!! Here, let me fix him up.
Now he looks so adorable! Doesn't he? DOESN'T HE?! DOESN'T HE!?!?!
In conclusion here, all colors used in art are optional and honestly kinda worthless unless you like wasting 5 hours in your bedroom while listening to My Chemical Romance.
Huh? Am I a MCR fan? Nope! I just know they exist. I really like Hawaiian music like Pua Nani O Hawaii and Dancing The Hula. Both of those are in SpongeBob.
Ah, enough chit-chat, I should end this part and work on the next one...
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How To NOT Make Art
AcakYou like shitty stories? You like very annoying writing? Or what about... ART! Wanna learn how to not make art? If these are the cases, read this story! It's not good, I swear. (Everything in this story shouldn't be taken seriously. This is not a re...