Cold Blooded - Plants Vs Zombies Mature Fanfiction #2

Smashing like King Kong - Chapter 5

I wake up early in the morning. I don't put on my work clothes because I realized how retarded that is, I just connected the dots that every single day I change back to regular clothes before work. So that's why I'm no longer being a dumbass, okay I'm no longer being that much of a dumbass.

I get some cereal and play some Need For Seed on my PlantStation 4. Richard walks out of the room with a sunflower.
Me: Whoa! Since when did you have her over?
Richard: Since last night
Me: That's what those noises were!? I thought that was the apartment beside us!
Richard: Yeah, sorry about that. Between you and me, Ella is so fucking good with her mouth
Me: Well since she's your bitch, I didn't want to know that
Ella: Yeah I'm his dirty little bitch
Me: Okaaay then. This is getting wierd so I'm blasting my Lemon Juice Wrld
Richard: Dude I fucking love Lemon Juice Wrld, ever since he died I've been listening to his music. I wish I knew who he was beforehand though
Me: Yeah I listened to him before that, after he died I've missed his voice
Ella: Damn. Same with XXXTangerine!
Richard: Oh his music was the shit! XXX was hella lit
Me: Yeah. Wait, What day is it?
Ella: It's a Saturday I think
Me: Oh shit! No work baby! FUCK YEAH!
Richard: Yeah me and Ella are probably just going to go to her place and fuck or something
Me: To much information, but alright have fun I guess
Ella runs her finger down Richard's chest
Ella: Oh we will
Me: Oh god don't make me think of that
We all laugh. Then Richard and Ella leaves, meaning I have the house to myself! I'm going to call Jenny over later, first I need to spruce up my room.

After fixing my posters and making my bed, I text Richard about how to make my room not smell like a sweaty fat guy convention.
Me: Hey Richard
Richard: Jake? Why are you texting me? Me and Ella was about to have some nice ass sex
Me: How would I get my room to not smell terrible?
Richard: Stop eating so many damn Pizza Rolls
Me: No! I mean, like what's something that will make it smell better?
Richard: Well do you know what an insence is?
Me: The fuck is an insence?
Richard: It's a stick that you place in an insence holder then light it. As it burns it makes the room smell like whatever scent you have
Me: I don't have any fucking insence! Or a holder for them either
Richard: Why do you need one?
Me: I have a bitch coming over, hopefully she wants me to fuck her shit up and have some nice sex
Richard: Well go in my room and get one out of the pack, take my holder as well. Just place it back when your done
Me: Thanks man
Richard: Don't worry about it, I got you brother
Me and Richard always called each other brothers, we knew each other when he was in fifth grade and I was in third. I grab an insence and the holder, then light it with my GTA (Grand Theft Apple) lighter I bought about a week ago.

I call up Jenny, seeing if she wants to come over.
Jenny: Hello?
Me: Yo, what's up. It's Jake
Jenny: Oh! I needed to tell you something, I thought today was going to be Friday, but it's a Saturday. So in free all day whenever you want me to come over
Me: Hell yeah! Come on over, I'm a couple apartments down I think
Jenny: Be right there *Hang Up*
I hear a knock on the door. I practically sprint my ass over there to let her in.
Jenny: Hi!
Me: Damn, somebody looking fine today
Jenny: Oh this? I just put this crop top on so I didn't come here naked
She laughs, knowing that got me hard.
Me: Well come in! You want to watch a movie?
Jenny: Fuck it, let's watch a horror movie!
Me: Won't you get...
I then pounce right in front of her.
Me: Scared!
Jenny: Ahh! I mean uh- no. I won't
We both laugh as we walk to my room.
Jenny: Damn it smells nice in here, did you light a candle?
Me: No, I lit an insence. The pack says it's "Sexy" smell so I had to light one of these instead of Blueberry or Cinnamon
Jenny: It definitely has that smell to it, that just makes me horny. Shit did I just say that out loud?
Me: Ha! That's hella funny! Okay what horror movie do you want to watch?
Embarrassed, Jenny chooses a movie and then we watch it in the dark. Every little jump-scare she jumps into my arms, and covers her eyes. Damn she's fucking sexy. Hopefully she wants my cock today.
Jenny looks down at my basketball shorts. I'm hard as all hell right now. She looks at me and says,
Jenny: Do you have a boner right now?
Me: What!? Uh- nooo?
Jenny: Yes the shit you do! It right here!
She grabs my dick through my shorts.
Jenny: Holy shit this thing is big
Whoa. That escalated very fast.
Me: Want to touch it without, my shorts on?
Jenny looks at my dick, then back at, then back to my dick.
Jenny: Umm... Yeah actually
I grab my shorts and throw them off my bed. Her eyes glisten as she stares at my erect cock.
Jenny: Can I... Suck it?
Me: Go ahead!
I laugh.
Me: Get it? Ahead? Because your about to give me head?
She laughes then gropes my dick in her soft leaf.
Jenny: This thing is massive! Did you take a pill before I came or what?
Me: Actually no, this is all natural
Jenny: Damn
Jenny then sits on my lap with my dick between her thighs
Jenny: Ever get a thigh job before?
Me: No... But I want one now
Jenny: Then your in luck...
Jenny slides her thighs on my pipe. After a bit she decides she wants it inside her.
Jenny: Do you think it'll fit?
Me: There's only one way to find out
Jenny gets on her knees above my dick and places it inside her pussy. With my tip teasing her, she decides to just do it. She slowly for sup and down on my rod.
Jenny: Holy Shit~ This feels fucking amaz~
She can't even finish her sentence without moaning. She begins to speed up. She's riding my cock up and down, every time my tip hitting her womb.
Jenny: Ahh~ I'm cumming!
Jenny then cums all over my dick, making it even easier to slide it in and out more pleasuring.
Me: Me too!
I quickly pull out and cum all over her face.
Jenny: Oh yeah~ that's the shit
Me: Want to do doggy style?
Jenny bends over, ass up.
Jenny: Hell fucking yeah
I slide it in her pussy easily with all the semen on my cock.
Jenny: Yes! Yeah! Oh my God yes! I want your dick! Fuck me harder!~
I thrust her pussy so hard, she completely falls stiff, She can't move. She cums all over my dick once again.
Jenny: Fuck! Holy sh~ Oh yeah
Me: In about to cum!
Jenny: Cum all over me! I want your semen covering my face!
I proceed to jizz all over her, including her mouth and on her eyelid. She wipes it off and licks it off her leaf. Then she lays down in my bed, defeated.
Me: That was fucking great
Jenny: I agree, that was the best sex I've had in a long time

2 Hours Later

After we had sex, we made out for a while, whilst touching each other all over. That has to be the best sex I've had, well ever. I ate her pussy out and then she gave me a blowjob before she left to go home. Hopefully she comes over again, because I'm craving that perfect pussy more every second shes gone.