A Guild of Moonlit Shadows (A KOTLC FanFic)

memes & aesthetics cuz I feel bad

2 weeks is a long time to wait, so, to hold ya'll over, here r some memes and aesthetics. I hope you enjoy.

Alvar: I would say we are pretty smart.

Nour: What's the difference between a gamete and a zygote?

Alexios: Don't fall for it Alvar, he is just making up words.

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Maha: Who is skateboarding through the hallways while sobbing?

Sophie, not looking up from her book: Alexios. He got dumped again and he's not taking it very well.

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Baby Sophie: Hey dad?

Allesandro: What's up honey?

Sophie: How long can someone hold their breathe in the washing machine while its running?

Allesandro: Why on earth would you want to know that?

Sophie:

Allesandro:

Sophie:

Allesandro: WHERE'S ALEXIOS-

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Sophie: Ruy, can you do something for me?

Ruy: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my own DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked me.

Sophie: Can you do the dishes?

Ruy: No.

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Alexios: I refuse to have a fistfight with Ruy over the last slice of pumpkin pie.

Alexios: I'm an adult and I licked it first so its mine, fucker

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Ruy, in the middle of a battle: How are we looking?

Alexios: Sexy, but not like we're trying, but like, sure were trying, but its almost effortless

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Nour: *throws ball to Alexios*

Nour: Okay now throw it back

Alexios: *throws it back*

Nour: I MEANT THE BALL

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Ruy: I got a package from my mom.

Alvar: What is it?

Ruy: It seems heavy. Must be her disappointment in me.

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Nour, in the middle of training: You stabbed Alexios?

Mansi: Well, yeah... you should have heard what he said to me!

Nour: What did he say?

Mansi, in Alexios's voice: What are you gonna do? Stab me?

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Mansi, passing the phone: It's your boyfriend Ruy

Alvar: he's not my boyfriend!

Alvar, answering the phone: hey babe.

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Sophie: Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees we'd probably save the planet too!

Nour: Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

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Mansi: *balancing a plate of chicken wings on her baby bump*