My Worst Destruction (all of me)✓

Chapter 5 - Mr. Pee Man

               'Cause all of me
              Loves all of you
         Love your carves and
               All your edges
             All your perfect
              Imperfections'

Groaning while trying to turn off my alarm clock. Argh! What time is it? I finally reach my phone and turn the alarm off. It still five in the morning. Groan again. Its Saturday no class. No need to wake up early. So, lets go back to sleep -. *Knock knock*

What the ?! Who's knocking our damn door at five in the morning? Really?! Groan. Though, I don't want to answer it I decided to open it and asking what hell was his problem so I can continue dreaming. I slowly walk to open the door with my blanket still covering my body and only my eyes and nose out while dragging it in the floor.

He knock again but this time he knock only once because I unlock the door.

My eyes wide in horror as I look at the man or shall I shall the boy in front of me. He is a boy now, since he don't know what a comfort room is and decide to violate my secret place. Well, since he is here now and my mother is here its time for questioning. I know my mom will help me.

Besides of being a disrespectful man. I found him attractive. So attractive. If I say that Clark and Chris was handsome and heaven. Then he is both. Emerald eyes well well built muscle and and. God! Just imagine Chris Hermersworth and Zayn Malik because of his tattoo in the neck. Why did not I notice him in the first time I meet him and what the hell was he doing here in the first place?! I raise my brow studying him.

"Well hello to you, May I come in?" He spoke like a gentleman that cause a shiver to my whole being. It was cold and vocal but it make you feel warm the way it roll in his tongue. I'm sure many panty had been drop on the floor when he do that. My eyes wide as I stare at him. 'May I come in?' Was he serious?! This was his first time to speak and he asked me like that?! Like he had been invited by my mother to visit here. He didn't even bother to introduce himself to me?!  Hmm!! I smirk. Still don't know how to respect ha? Mister? Well.. If that's what you like.

I slowly uncover myself in the blanket and speak or shall I say shout to him." GOOD MORNING MR. PEE MAN!"  Welcome stupid visitor I add quietly. After I shout it in front to him.

His eyes were wide as wide that almost like his socket will roll out and fall the ground. I snort and laugh so hard because his face is priceless. He look shock and confuse for a second on why I laugh at him and erase it immediately  to replace with a cute smirk forming on his handsome heaven face. And why was he smirking!? Again?

He open his mouth to speak but cut off by loud a footstep running down the halls to the stairs toward us. They look they are going in the world war three.

The loud footstep were coming loud and loud as they come near us. As they approach me they yell in mostly united like a team yelling their representative  while panting hard. I creases my forehead.

"What happen?! Who was that?!  Are you okay?! Are you hurt?!" They asked and I cover my ears. Well mostly from my who'd bring a pillow. What?! Did she going to suffocate him? I laugh out loud again clutching my stomach. Haha. Ouch! I touch my forehead. Who was that?! My eyes wide. It was my mom smacking my forehead with an alarm clock. I thought she only bring pillow? My face drop. As I keep staring at them and shrugged.

"Aheerm!!" There is someone clearing his throat and turn around to see Chris waiting my respond. With a blanket in his body and only wear a captain America's boxer. Gulp. Wow abs! I shake head and clear my throat and say pointing my mouth at the man in the doorway. Before they are going asked or say anything. I cut them.

"Erm! Sorry for disturbing your sleep but there was a knock in the door and when I open it I found Mr. Pee Man waiting for me to let him pass without introduction of who or why he is here." I said straightway no pause at all with a ship pish smile.

Cough. Cough. I turn around to  see who is coughing and it was Mr. Pee man. Why is he coughing I turn around to look the guys at my back just to see their mouth open as their jaw drop. Eh! Did I say something?

Mae clear her throat and finally utter the words I wish the hole will open to swallow me. " Yssa" she called me and walk toward the doorway and put her arm around his shoulder and said." This is my brother Kyle. Kyle James Andrew." Uh-oh! I froze and I gulp I'm so fucking dead now. I stare at them while Kyle grinning so big at me and this time it was jaw drop on the floor and cover face with a blanket hoping to save me from embarrassment.

" uhm-uhm -er!I need to find a drink. I mean I need to go to the kitchen... to.. uhmm.. morning breath? Yeah? I have it" I step backwards every time I spoke and stuttered a little while clutching the blanket that cover me.

"Erm! Welcome to our house Mr President." With that I turn around and start  dragging myself in the kitchen. I slam the door shut and let out my breath. Woah! Mr. President is Mr. Pee Man.

Great. Another day another problem. Thank you life...

★★★★★

It was supposed to be a comedy but

I don't know how to joke

Just wanna make you happy

Wink.