S: DEAN LET GO OF THEM!!
D: NO STOP LET MEEEE!
S: I SWEAR I'M GONNA PAINT GANDHI ON YOUR WALLS!
D: DON'T YOU DARE
S: THEN LET FUCKING GO OF THEM!
D: NO IT'S MINE!
S: DEAN LET GO!!
-S: Dean has been having this weird obsession of grabbing all the blankets at night because his turning the AC on and his getting cold and not only that but HIS GETTING MINE TOO AND I'M FREEZING EVERY FREAKING NIGHT!
-D: I won't call it obsession, i call it 'a call for a desperate cold man'.
-S: I tried everything and i mean EVERYTHING to keep him away from the blanket closet but whatever i try he SOMEHOW MAGICALLY APPEARS COVERED IN 15 BLANKETS!
-D: Those blankets are so warm and secure i just.....can't stay away.
-S: It's been happening for 3 days now!
*flashback 1*
Night
S: That was a really good movie man.
D: i KNOW it was freaking awesome!
S: Okay time to crush.
Dean gets up and opens the blanket closet getting all the blankets.
S: Dean what are yo- WHAT AM I GONNA COVER UP WITH?
D: I don't know, your the brains in here Einstein! Figure it out.
S: DEAN!
*flashback 2*
Sam puts a picture of Gandhi in front of the closet and goes to sit at the map table.
D: I'm gonna go nap.
S: Kay
*2 minutes later*
D: SON OF A BIIITCH!!! SAAAAAM SAM!! GANDHI IS GUARDING THE CLOSET DOOR!
S: I made him guard the door.
D: WHAT? WHY?
S: I NEED A BLANKET TOO DEAN!
D: FINE YOU CAN HAVE ONE BUT PLEASE GET THIS GNOME FRUITARIAN BITCH OUT OF THE WAY!
S: Okay. *Grabs the poster and throws it in the trash*
D: SIKE! EAT IT MOOSE HAHA *runs off with the blankets*
S: DEAN!!
*Flashback 3*
Sam dresses up as Gandhi and hides in the closet until Dean comes.
D: NAP TIME!!
D:.... Sam?...............Sammy?........... hello?........... huh! okay then, BLANKEEETS!!! *Dean opens the closet*
S *Immitating Gandhi*: Heyo young one!
D *girly scream*: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *punches Sam, grabs the blankets and runs off* SAAAAM GANDHI IS IN THE CLOSET
S: DAMNIT!! *rubbing his eye*
*End of flashbacks*
Sam goes to Dean's room and knocks.
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Life In The Bunker
FanficA hilarious mockumentary comes to life in this book where Dean and Sam Winchester are living a normal life in the men of letters bunker. We will see very often their perspectives by talking to us directly. A little while later a new member in their...
