sleep deprived text | polytgwdlm

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3:47 am

henny: i got new pants!!

henny sent an image

teddy: ooh nice. they're... tight ;)

em: ugh ted-

em: they look great

henny: thx! :3

Bill: What are you all doing up at this time?

henny: shopping for pants. online.

em: studying. stupid ass professors giving me four fucking tests in three days.

em: i've been awake for

em: fucking fuck

em: 27 hours

teddy: lol

em: what?!

teddy: weak. try 30.

teddy: at least.

Bill: why have you been awake for 30 hours?!

henny changed Bill to bill

bill: you need sleep!

bill changed bill to Bill

henny: join the lower-case aesthetic.

em: join us join us join us...

teddy: join us JOIN US JOIN US

em: okay you clearly don't get it. how dare you just waltz on in here like you own the place with those uppity snobbish upper case letters?!?!?!?!

teddy: sorry.

teddy: not.

teddy changed teddy to TEDDY

TEDDY: JOIN ME JOIN ME JOIN ME

char changed char to CHAR

CHAR: DO IT

Bill: You too?

CHAR: DO IT

TEDDY: JOIN US

em: guysssss i need help

Bill: What's wrong?

em: what the fuck is

em: 'anemoia'?!?!

TEDDY: SHE CAN'T EVEN SPELL ANENOME

henny: wait do you not know what an anenome is?

Bill: I looked it up! Anemoia is nostalgia for something you've never known or experienced.

TEDDY: A

henny: n

TEDDY: E

henny: n

TEDDY: O

henny: m

TEDDY: E

em: stfu

CHAR: GO TO BEDDDDDD

em: I'M STUDYINGGGGGGG

TEDDY: UPPERCASE CULT UPPERCASE CULT

em: screw you

TEDDY: ;)))))))

paul: pls go to sleep you idiots. love you all

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