Nous sommes baisés

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Do I have to write???? Ughhhhhhhhh fine but only fur you guys. I normally love to write but meow that Flame has disappeared I don't have anyone to help with the drama. Not to mention I'm barely recovered from an extreme stomach virus. Seriously I had all the covid symptoms but tested negative. If any of you would like to give me ideas pleasE PM me! Anyway here's your chapter.

Edit: this ⬆️ was written a few months ago. That's how long my writers black was. Yeah.

Earlier that day:

"Ughhhh why do things have to be so complicated?" Effie complained aloud, talking to no one but getting her frustrations out.

"This new boy is extremely annoying but he's also annoyingly attractive! But then there's A.J... and of course I found out that Corey likes me... THIS IS ONE BIG STUPID LOVE SQUARE! UGHHHHH!" Effie was frustrated. No, it was more than that, she was furious! But she was also sorrowful, only yelling to hide her tears.

What am I going to do? She thought, as she slumped to the floor in defeat tears rolling down her eyes like a salty waterfall.

*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*

"Sorrow, Anger, Confusion, the perfect mix of emotions for my Akuma!" He reaches out for a white Hawk Moth, (no joke that's actually the type of moth/butterfly he uses for akumas. Yes, it exists) and cupped his hands around it slowly turning it evil as the darkness spread throughout its tiny insect body.

"Fly away my little Akuma, and evilize this poor splintered heart!"

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Effie screamed as the midnight purple butterfly landed on the precious book in her hands.

"I am Hawkmoth and you are Quadralove!
I give you the power to solve all love squares by simply eliminating the contestants! In return you must bring me Ladybug and Chat Noir's Miraculous!"

She tried to fight it but she couldn't. The splintered emotions in her heart were much too strong, and she found herself losing power over the akuma.

"Yes Hawkmoth!"

A dark aura coated her, traveling from the top of her head to the tips of her toes. She had a white body suit with four hearts in the center of her chest. A red mask in the shape of two hearts lined her face. Her already red hair was turned an even brighter shade of red and her book was changed into the shape of a heart,the pages each with four small heart shaped frames.

ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(; ̄◇ ̄)┘

Sophie used her hair lasso like a vine and swung across the city towards the danger along side chat noir. Of course she could just teleport there but it felt good to use a miraculous. She could feel the boost of strength to her already powerful powers, not that she really needed it. Overall, she felt invincible.

When they reached the scene they saw a heart themed villain with lots of red capturing people four at a time.

"I am Quadralove! I will capture each and every one of you in love squares and put them in my book where mew will merge to form my minions which I can use whenever I please! Then I'm going to get ladybug and Chat Noir's miraculouses!"

"Merde" Sophie exclaimed causing Chat Noir to look at her confused.

"This is just great just greeeeeeaaaat. Just what we need. All our heroes captured and no Ladybug to capture the akuma."

Chat was even more confused now . "What do you mean?"

"Well lets just say whether you know it or not you're part of a love square more or less and I'm in a sort of predicament myself."

"More or less?"

"Long story"

As soon as she finished saying the last word ladybug swung up to them on her yo-yo landing beside Chat Noir.

"What it I miss?"

"Nous sommes baisés" Sophie said her hand on her forehead in a way that suggested this was going to be tough.

"Well we've at least got to try." A voice said out of nowhere.

"I know that Biana I just don't feel like it today" She had gotten used to invisible biana showing up out of nowhere however She still hadn't figured out how she got from place to place so fast.

"Biana?" The two superheroes asked at the same time.

Biana appeared out of thin air, as she always does, and positioned herself between Sophie and Chat.

"I'm helping. You know you can't stop me."

Biana was tough. Sophie knew that. The scars from her fight with Vespera proved it.

"Fine. But be careful!"

"No reason to worry." Biana replied with a wink, very convincingly I might add.

Sophie facepalmed. Then she face planted. Right into the concrete. Quadralove knocked her down during the heroes conversation taking sudden interest at the sight of a girl appearing out of nowhere.

"Where did she go?" Quadralove asked after Biana disappeared seeming to forget all about the miraculouses and capturing love squares.

"Now!" Biana yelled a Battle cry as she launched herself at The villains feet in an attempt to trip her.

The other heroes followed suit, Ladybug trapping Quadralove in her yo-yo and Sophie reenforcing it with her moonlark comb. Chat proceeded to try and knock the book out of her hands with his staff however it seemed stuck in place. No matter how hard he pulled the pages they would not rip.

"Guess it's time!" Chat exclaimed excitedly lifting up his hand.

"Cati-"

Before Chat could finish the word Quadralove made a risky decision and grabbed him by his arm shoving him in her book. She then proceeded to grab Ladybugs yo-yo and pull the superhero closer to her but not before she had a chance to yell, "Lucky Charm!" Something sourounded in bright light fell into her hands right before Quadralove slung her into her book with the flick of her wrist along with Chat.

Even when tied up Quadralove was a dangerous villain. Just like that Ladybug and Chat Noir were captured.

The love square was complete.

Almost.

OoPs I DId iT AgAIn

Word count: 1020

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