𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚘 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢 𝙳𝚘𝚐𝚜 𝚂𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚜!

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕦𝕡: ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕡𝕠 𝕖𝕕𝕠𝕘𝕒𝕨𝕒

Haha,,,,
So I've been sick all week
It sucks ass
But like
May aswell do something productive while I'm sick since I ain't bothered doing any work

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When you met
-alright you definitely met this man at a candy shop
-but like,, you worked there
-and sometimes, he'll purposely go alone just so he has a reason to stay with you longer
-"so y/n. I dunno how to get back to the agency"
-"again ranpo..? Alright I'll go ask for a longer break.."
->:)

Waiting for them (surprising them)
-nice try
-it ain't gonna work
-u can't surprise ranpo
-he knows everything
-smart boy
-but if you try to surprise him with candy
-he'll still be happy uwu

When ur an idol
-this man,,,,,
-expect to be asked to wear a main outfit
-definitely has aaaallll the Merch
-karaoke sessions (have you heard his character CD. That man can sing.)
-sadly tho, this man is a busy man
-so he can't come to every performance :(
-BUT DAMN RIGHT HE'LL TRY
-like if the thing he's doing can wait. He's gonna make it wait
-he doesn't care.

When ur sick :(
-ur probably gonna get teased a bit
-"haha sick bby"
-"ranpo please no-"
-tickle tickle
-after messing with u enough he'll probably get u some soup or something.
-he'll also probably get yosano to help u
-and even tho ur sick
-he'll still lay with you
-he probably gets sick to let's be honest here.

Amnesia
-if only he was with you
-if only he knew this was going to happen
-he knows everything else, why couldn't he know this was going to happen
-even after yosano healed you, you were still in a coma
-at this point, he knew what was going to happen
-brain damage which caused amnesia
-but.. he had a plan
-he waited and waited and waited for you to wake up
-and once you did, his plan was set in action
-"who.. who are you?"
-"me? I'm ranpo edogawa! Worlds greatest detective! And you're future husband! I just know it."
-you might have forgotten all the great moments you had with him.
-but that isn't going to stop him from making more with you

Secret crush
-haha no ones gonna have a secret crush on ranpos end
-he knows everything
-but probably dazai-

Games u play together
-y'all definitely played danganronpa together at some point
-only the three main games
-he thinks pooichi is a sucky detective.
-"I could have figured out that in seconds!"
"Yes I know ranpo shut up and enjoy the fucking game"
-he probably at some point has tried to re-create Kokichi first death (not literal death but where he went 'it's a lie!')
-you two probably cosplayed as one of these for Halloween: shuichi + kaede, shuichi + kaito, makoto + kirigiri, Komaeda + Kokichi

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Okay thank u for reading
I will continue to die now