My parents looked very disturbed. It was a great look.
My principal looked even worse though.
"Who was next?" he asked, massaging his shoulders and face.
"That would be meeeee!" Jimin called out.
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Flashback
"Hello, are you here for your job as the new massage therapist?"
"Indeed."
"Please follow me."
Taehyung smirked. After turning a corner, the person shoved Taehyung into the locker room.
"You gotta admit I look sexy in this outfit," Jimin said twirling.
"Yeah yeah, but more importantly, they thought you were the other guy right?"
"Totally. The counter guy and I are practically identical."
"Good, I need you to keep everyone away from Jungkook's room ten minutes extra. There's something I have to do."
"I have lube in this apron pouch, vibrator in my jeans, and some type of horny lookin' pill in this small pocket up front."
Taehyung blinked, grossed out.
"I'm going to kiss him to death, not smash in this hell chamber."
"Righ right, distraction, what I'm good at."
Jimin left the room as Taehyung got changed. As he was, Taehyung heard:
"OH SOONMINNNNN, TELL ME THE GOSSIP WITH THE FOOTBALL GAME! WHO GOT A WHOLE IN ONE? ANY FIVE POINTERS? DID THE PUCK GO IN ONCE? WERE ANY OF THE RACKETS BROKEN? DID THE SWIMMERS DIVE OFF THE TEN METER ROCK WALL?"
Perfect distraction. Talk to a professional athlete about "football."
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"I'm sorry, YOU helped Taehyung see my son at his therapy?"
"Yes ma'am."
"Wow. Not only does Jungkook have a bad boyfriend, but bad FRIENDS."
I warned everyone my eomma would start talking trash sooner or later. I told them to endure it for as long as they could.
"WHO IS NEXT?" Mr. Kang asked. He was getting furious with us, which didn't seem to faze anyone.
"Him, him, and him," Taehyung said pointing behind us.
"The day I was arrested, I saw Jungkook running to the fence. The guards popped out of nowhere. Remember, you filing a report on me was only a guess on what would happen. If it did happen, Jungkook needed to make a scene for it to look like we hadn't planned anything.
Except when he actually started it, it was for real. It wasn't acting, which made me feel bad."
I placed my hand on Taehyung's knee.
"In order for my scene, Kai, Yugeom, and BamBam had to take down the guards to let the girls and I pass."
"Yeah you should check on guards eight, nine, and ten for any critical injuries . . . " BamBam said.
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Taekook - Operation: Then I'm Yours
Random"You're going to regret speaking out like that" he said. Fear struck my body as he leaned close, and whispered in my ear: "Happy senior year."
