Jahseh and I were arguing but it was like the fun arguing.
"That's why you ugly" he said
"We both know that was so hard for you to say" I say
"Shut the hell up" he argued
"You're the one that started talking in the first place" I said getting up and walking away. He hugged me
"Don't leave me" he whined
"You are so bipolar" I say
"Ain't nobody bipolar so shut that shit up" he says getting angry
"Get the fuck off of me" I say punching him in his arms.
"Punch me again.....see what's gonna happen" he threatened
I punched him in his stomach
"Ahhh you fuckin bi- best fiend....chill....I love you" he says hugging me again
"That's that bipolar shit" I say pushing him off of me, making him fall on the bed. I was walking away when he slapped my ass HELLA hard. I almost fell over
"Ssssss ow....fuckin hoe" I say
"The hell you just say" he says getting in my face. We gave each other a death stare for 10 seconds before we busted out laughing. We were literally DYING. I was rolling around on the bed while Jahseh was wheezing and sliding down the wall, falling to the floor.
"We can't- we can't even have a fucking argument" he laughs making me laugh more. I was rolling around the bed when I fell off the bed. That made us both laugh even more.
"I'm- I'm gonna pee" I laughed crawling to the bathroom. Jahseh was HYSTERICAL. I looked at him. When I tell you this man literally turned RED. I crawled in the bathroom, closed the door and did my business still laughing. I got up, flushed the toilet and washed my hands. Jahseh busted in the bathroom.
"I gotta piss" he said still laughing aswell. I was thinking to myself 'he's boutta take a piss right in front of me'. He pulled out his member and aimed it at the toilet. 'Why is it so big' I thought to myself.
"Princess, how did you fall of the bed?" He asks hysterically.
"I was rolling around.....that shit caught me off guard" I laughed.
"Hey princess" Jahseh says. I looked at him and he had his member pointed at me and acted like he was shooting me.
"You better put that thing away.....that's a weapon" I say
"Damn right it's a weapon.....maybe you can see for yourself one day" he says
I mean mugged him which he HATED.
"You better fix yo face" he says
"Besides we gonna end up fuckin one day....I can see it comin" he says
"Would you wanna fuck me?" He asks
"Yeah" I say in a 'duh' tone
He smiled
"I would fuck you too" he say
"Not gon lie sometimes I be havin dreams of fuckin you" he admits
"TMI Jahseh.....TMI" I say walking out the bathroom. He laughed.
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We were chilling in Jah's bed when he broke the silence.
"Would you actually have sex with me?" He asks
I looked at him
"Yes. Why do you keep talking about it?" I asked
"Are you not getting the vibe that I wanna fuck you so bad" he says. I just laughed
"Tomorrow" I say
"You're gonna let me fuck you tommorow?" His face lights up
"Tomorrow night" I say
"Be ready" he threatened
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We ended up falling asleep
