The Original Six Wives React to Six: The Musical

Haus Of Holbein

Welcome to the house
To the Haus of Holbein
They all were surprised by the change of tone. Going from a sad song to this.

Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein
Hans Holbein goes around the world
Cleaves was thoroughly enjoying this song.

Painting all of the beautiful girls
From Spain, to France
And Germany
The king chooses one
But which one will it be?
Anne narrowed her eyes.

You bring the corsets
We'll bring the cinches
No one wants a waist over nine inches
K.H giggled. She loved this song.

So what the make up contains lead poison?
At least your complexion will bring all the boys in
Anne chuckled. Mostly at her little cousins face.

Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'
Cleaves made a noise.

'Cause now you're in the house
In the Haus of Holbein!
Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein
We must make sure the princesses look great
K.H was humming along to the song.

When their time comes for the Holbein portrait
We know what all the best inventions are
To hold everything up
Ja, it's wunderbar
For blonder hair, then you just add a
Magical ingredient from your bladder
K.H looked disgusted.

Try these heels, so high it's naughty
But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at forty
"A small price to pay." Cleaves said, mailing Parr laugh.

Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'
'Cause now you're in the house
In the Haus of Holbein!
Ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein

K.H giggled, "I thought that was great song."