Satellites| Bakugo x Reader chatfic

Blasty and Sparky💞

Explodomurder added Astro and Pikapika to chat

Astro: Who is this man?
Pikapika: Who is this woman?
Explodomurder: This was already a mistake. Annoying bitch this is dunce face.
Astro: Fuck you too Blasty
Pikapika: My name is not dunce face, it's kaminari
Astro: I love that name low-key tho. My names Y/N.
Pikapika: Bro. I love that name.
Astro: Bro 🥺
Pikapika: Bro🥺
Explodomurder: This is annoying
Pikapika: Lets annoy Bakubro
Astro: and bully him out of the chat
Pikapika: YUHHHH
Astro: GeT iNtO iT
Pikapika: Want to meet up tho?
Astro: Bro that would be amazing
Explodomurder left the chat.
(He hates you two)

Astro: What country are you in tho 👀
Pikapika: Japan
Astro: Same, can we meet at that cat cafe?
Pikapika: Which one? Shady's
Astro: YESSSS THAT ONNNNEE
Pikapika: What time?
Astro: Haha right now
Pikapika: Bro okay I'll pay
Astro: No bro, I got it
Pikapika: Really Bro?
Astro: Yeah Bro
Pikapika: Bro 🥺
Astro: Bro 🥺

You decided to leave the messages like that and get ready for you and Kami to meet up. Yes, you already gave him a nickname. Once you got your keys and your wallet, you walked to the cat cafe. When you go there, you texted Kami.

Astro: I'm here bro
Pikapika: Oh bro me too. Are you that hot chick outside?
Astro: Girl, we both know I'm ugly af
Pikapika: Nah girl, you beautiful. Im that hot blonde guy
Astro: Which one? There's two of you
Pikapika: Oh. WAIT THATS BAKUBRO
Astro: WTF SHOULD I SAY HI?!
Pikapika: Go for it bro
Astro: Bro okay. He's the one that's an ash blonde right? Crimson eyes?
Pikapika: Yup yup yup. And I'm the one fully yellow.
Astro: Ooh, you really do look good. But Bakugo takes the cake.
Pikapika: I ship you two tho
Astro: Thanks bro
Pikapika: your welcome bro

You laughed at the last sentence and walked into the cafe. Bakugo was petting a black cat. What a softie.
You approached him and smiled. He looked angry, but you guessed that was how he always looked.
"Do you know where Kaminari is?"
"Dunce face? Over there."
Kaminari stood up.
"BRO!" He yelled.
The cats weren't disturbed one bit.
"BRO!" You yelled back.
You guys ran over for a hug. It was really cinimatic and cliche, but whatever.
"Man, I didn't think You'd be a chick! Maybe a pedo!"
"Same for you!"
You both laughed and ordered some coffee. Since it was just you, Kaminari, and Bakugo, the workers didn't care how loud you were. After a few minutes, Bakugo left and you got a text.
"Guess who texted me."
"Who?" Kaminari leaned forward.
"Bakubro."
"Oh woah bro, wha'd he say?"
You looked at the messages and almost spit out your (f/d) (favorite drink) .

Explodomurder: This girl talked to me today.
Astro: Oh wow, I don't care.
Explodomurder: Oi, you should. She probably looks better than you do.
Astro: Yeah whatever, but did she have curves or...
Explodomurder: Your just like Dunce and Grape shit.
Astro: Cool. But are you gonna ask her out?
Explodomurder: Maybe. I'll probably come back.
Astro: Wait. Where were you exactly?
Explodomurder: Cat cafe. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Astro: SOFTIE
Explodomurder: I SAID SHUT UP!

You laughed and showed Kami everything.
"He called you cute." Kami laughed.
You blushed a bit.
"I should tell him it was me. See his reaction."
"NONONONONO!"
You laughed at Kami's yelling. Just then, someone walked in.