The Dekuverse

MULTIVERSE 37 - GASTON

Everyone settles back into their seats and smiles when they notice that the children and mothers haven't left, so this universe must be a good one. 'MULTIVERSE 37: LOADED.'

Kirishima walks onto the stage, wearing a button-up shirt, a tie, and slacks, he smiles bashfully into the mic as he says, "What's up everyone, I'm Lefou." A few people in the audience laugh at this, and you can tell their part of the Bakusquad because of it. Kirishima points off stage saying, "Uhm, yeah, my uh, best friend. He's gonna come out in a second, his name, his name is Gaston."

People are confused about where this is going but shrug it off as they know there's nothing truly harmful coming from this universe.

"Uhm, he's uh, he's had a hard day. You know, people you know, he got, he got ditched by this girl, her name was Belle. So we're gonna cheer him up, you wanna cheer him up? So yeah, his name is Gaston, he's my best friend cuz we've been friends for a long time. And let's give it to him like he gives it to me." Kirishima continues talking, and after the last line, he takes a step back laughing a little to grab another mic.

Kirishima is almost as red as his hair, but he is rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly after Katsuki glared at him, "I can't help what my other self says."

Katsuki joins Eijiro on the stage, in jeans and a plaid-short sleeves button-up shirt, saying, "Dude, I mean who does this girl think she is? She's definitely tangled with the wrong man, Dude. I mean no one says no to Gaston." Kirishima smirks a little, nodding as he says, "Yeah, darn right."

"Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston. Looking so down in the dumps. Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston. Even when taking your lumps, there's no man in town as admired as you. You're everyone's favorite guy. Everyone's awed and inspired by you. And it's not very hard..." When Kirishima started singing this, soft pain had begun playing, Katsuki looking at Kirishima especially with the last line with a glare, the audience laughing a little, "to see why."

Mina is giggling while leaning forwards a little, as this used to be part of her favorite, out of the Disney vault, movie.

"No one's slick as Gaston. No one's quick as Gaston. No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's. For there's no man in town half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon. You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley. Hey Stan."

Kirishima waves to someone in the audience before going back to singing, "And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on. No one's been like Gaston, a kingpin like Gaston. No ones got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston."

Katsuki sings, smirking at the audience, "As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating," Kirishima looks awed at his voice before catching up with his leftover lyric, "Uh-yes, Gaston. Give twelve hurra's, give twelve hip-hips. Oh, Gaston is the best, and the rest all drips." Kirishima pauses his singing after having paused to bend over to pick something up, but freezes when Katsuki turns, so his front is pressed against Kiri's back.

Kirishima is now the perfect resemblance of his hair, while Katsuki holds his face in his hands, glaring at anyone that dares to laugh at him and Shitty-Hair.

"No one fights like Gaston. Douses lights like Gaston. In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston. And you know there's no one as burly and brawny." Kirishima smiles as Katsuki lifts his arms up to show off his biceps while singing, "As you see, I've got biceps to spare."

"Not one bit of him scraggly or scrawny," Kiri sings, but then Katsuki sings again, "And every last bit of me's covered in hair." He had started unbuttoning his shirt, the audience laughing when they noticed that he has no hair on his chest.

Mitsuki snorts, laughing softly at her son's misfortune but stops when she sees her husband staring at her in a scolding way, to which she pouts crossing arms.

Katsuki says, "I-I mean it's like one thing," Kiri nods, staring at Katsuki's chest saying, "Yeah don't worry about it, you look really good." Katsuki nods, "Thanks," Kirishima and Katsuki go back and forth saying with Kiri starting, "Swol gains," "Swol gains," "Yeah, Man. big gains af, swol af," Katsuki ending it with, "Dtf."

Kirishima starts singing, "No one hits like Gaston, matches wits like Gaston. In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston." Katsuki sings next, both he and Kiri spitting into their hands, "I'm especially good at expectorating." Kirishima reaches over, and Katsuki puts their hands together after Kirishima's next lyric, "Ten points for Gaston."

Katsuki grimaces, mumbling to Kirishima, "You ever do that to me, I'm blowing you to smithereens," Kirishima chuckles nodding, keeping his focus on the screen.

Katsuki takes the mic off of the stand, stepping a little closer to Kirishima as he sings, looking into each other's eyes. "When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge." Kirishima glances down, cheeks gaining a soft pink hue to them, before both he and Katsuki break character to talk to the audience for a moment.

"Okay so you know they're gay, right," followed by Katsuki's, "I mean it's obvious, right," Kirishima following with, "We're on the same page with this," and Katsuki ends their fourth wall break with a "Gay as hell."

Mina starts giggling even more at this part, lightly slapping Sero's shoulder as she does so, wanting him to pay more attention to the funny shit happening on screen.

Kiri starts with a strong, "No one shoots like Gaston, who has brains like Gaston," Katsuki sings, gaining a slight twinkle in his eye. "I use antlers in all of my decorating." They both started to dance together, and after the next lyric, Katsuki twirls Kirishima, bends him back, and kisses him, "Gaston~!"

They pull away and fist bump, chest bump, then fist bump again as Kirishima says in a stupid tone, a smirk on his lips, "Hey, no homo."

Katsuki and Kirishima are both blushing deeply, but Katsuki is hiding it in Kirishima's shoulder, trying his best to not look affected, but it is obvious that he is. Deku is giggling, so he lightly kicks Katsuki's thigh before focusing his attention back on the screen, 'MULTIVERSE 38: LOADING.'

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A/N: 1108 words for this chapter, two more before I am done updating for a few weeks, so please don't worry if you want another chapter. I am going to keep working on this book, but chapters will come in large portions and probably twice a month.

1) Class 1-A Rap

2) Deku Finds Out