Steelbeak held the train mic up to his face, a little too close. Spit through into the tiny holes on the walkie talkie thing they have on airplanes and trains. You know what I'm putting down. "ATTENTION PASSENGERS! WE HAVE ARRIVED AT CAMP GODGOLD! PLEASE EXIT THE TRAIN IN AN ORDERLY FASHION!"
A lot of the passengers had to cover their ears. Gloria nearly jumped out of her skin, she had fallen asleep for the past few hours and Steelbeek's very unsettling voice certainly wasn't the greatest thing to wake up to. She rubbed her eyes, they hurt from all her sobbing. She also got a headache from crying as well so that's fun.
"GOD'S BOTS," He continued, referring to Godgold's robot army. "WILL ESCORT YOU TO THE CHECK IN STATION WHERE YOU WILL BE GIVEN CAMP UNIFORMS AND ESCORTED TO YOUR BUNKS BEFORE TODAY'S "FUN" ACTIVITIES BEGIN!"
Mark tweeted "Yo, I feel like I'm in 3rd grade again. Fucking EWWWWW! #HALPPPP!" He showed his phone to Ellie. "Does this sound good?"
Ellie never grasped the concept of tweeting so she just nodded and smiled.
"Okay cool. POST!!!!"
Everyone waited in their seats until it was their turn to shuffle out of the train like they were in an airplane but their only luggage was sadness.
Gyro grabbed Gloria's hand to lead her out. He may have been an asshole (not to the same extreme as Mark) but he was extremely worried about her. He had never seen her cry before, not that'd he known her that long, but she didn't seem like the type to do that.
Mark was planning on leading Ellie but before he could even stand up she awkwardly crawled over him. She had to be behind Gloria. She had a new command and she wasn't going to fail like that one time she got her head chopped off. Good times. Beaks raised a brow at her action but shrugged it off before following behind.
Everyone got off the train and started huddling towards Steelbeak who was on top of a dinky ass wooden podium. "Allllriiiight campers! Welcome to Camp Godgold!" Steelbeaks spread out his arms as a gesture for everyone to look around their surroundings. There was a paper sign above him, painted poorly in green and gold. that read "Camp Godgold". It was still wet and dripping to add to the tackiness. Everything looked like a low budget stereotypical children's summer camp. There was even a small totem pole with Glomgold's face expressing different emotions as each head on the pole.
Gyro was completely and utterly insulted that he was sent here instead of being killed off. The nerve. "You've got to be fucking kidding me..."
Meanwhile, toward the back, Della nudged Huey. "See? It's like The Junior Woodchucks."
Huey was still crying and laying on the dirt. "It's not the same! It's not the same!" He repeated.
Louie just started taking pictures of his brother and laughing like an asshole. He was the evil triplet and needed to own up to it.
"EVERYONE WILL BE ASSIGNED A BUNK NUMBER! PUT ON YOUR UNIFORMS AND MEET BY THE TOTEM POLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CAMP IN 10! TRY TO ESCAPE AND THE GOD BOTS WILL SHOOT!" He pointed over to white tents you see at Funday in elementary school, where the campers would get their assigned numbers.
There were God Bots manning the stations, giving people a slip of paper with a cabin number on it. Everyone groaned and formed a line.
"Um.... I thought this was going to be like the holocaust or something?" Mark added, being the insensitive and offensive prick he was.
"Shut up, Mark." Gyro and Gloria spat in unison, because they were cute like that UWU.
Ellie clasped her hands together and smiled widely. "Oh this is going to be so much fun!" She said to no one in particular as the four stood in a formulated elementary line. Ellie obviously wasn't picking up on the fact that it was definitely going to be dangerous because it was built by none other than Glomgold. For all she knew, this place was going to be safe and she wouldn't have to be so concerned for Gloria. Plus she had orders to follow so things were going great!
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Ducktales: Journey To Agartha - Act 2
AdventureWhen Duckburg falls under an tyrannical dictatorship, the worst "heroes" imaginable are forced to the task of placing everything back in order. (Illustrated fanfiction!)
